It would have to be a dude with Kleinfelter's or something.

Mormons are going to store large vats of corn syrup in the mountain cave where they store all their genealogy records. They're apocalypse ready like that.

Thanks for this piece. I thought back to my uncle, who suffered from Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. He was just an uncle to us, not a mystical inspirational figure. He had to drop out of school once he could no longer walk, but he remained whip-smart. I remember how much he loved electronics and cars, and how he would…

I remember a few years ago a hair salon in Manitoba (I think) did a similar "sexy violence" photoshoot. They also tried to use a similar defense. You know, if you see domestic violence in an image of a women with a black eye with a dude hovering behind her, then it's you who is the real sexist. How could their critics…

So if I flash my vagina, will I bring about world peace?

I'd like to add that I'm also sick of "artistic" nudity. The excuse I've heard is that it better shows off the item of clothing a model is wearing, for example a skirt. But come on, if I see model boob that's where my eyes are going first.

Yeah, can't you do this with basically any pop song?

It took them 36 years to consummate their love.

This is the most amazing explanation, for real.

I don't know if this helps, but I've lost barely 15lbs and it's had a big effect on my cycle. I've had two regular periods in two months, something that hasn't happened in a long while. They just put teenage me on birth control and ruled out PCOS because there were no cysts (sigh). But anyway, best of luck to you!

Has anyone figured out the new commenting system at Gawker? Because what the shit.

I wonder if in France, someone has written a book extolling the virtues of Canadian child-rearing and eating habits?

Get rid of that thing and maybe you can be a slender French woman too! Who needs digestion anyway?

I'd say a combo of makeup and having an angular face.

When not protecting Earthrealm, Raiden works to develop an anti-girl vaccine.

Awww, shucks :3.

Oooh, do the version with Bert in the back seat. His incredulous expression goes well with this WTFery.

I hate when parents do things like grab your stomach. It's really fucked up and the opposite of motivational.

Let's split the difference and say blue-green. :P

Mixed race children don't necessarily take the colouring of the darker parent. Plus Michael's dad has blue eyes.