noooooooo then you might become a hard cheese

Not to mention their love of McDonald's.

It would have been so great if this was crossposted to Kotaku.

She looks like one of those 40 year-old stars trying to look like they're 20 again. See; Heidi Klum.

And the IUD is made of fair-trade, organic lentils!

I find people who bring that up "facts" like "the civil war was about states' rights!" are also the type to bring up "but black people owned slaves" and "but it's black people who sold slaves to white people". As though they are the lone light of politically-incorrect truth.

I laughed so hard at "buttery empire".

Yes, this is right. Organic milk has a lower turnover rate so they typically use UHT pasteurization. UHT milk can even sit out at room temperature, provided it's unopened.

Right on! I...I'm gonna drink a glass of milk now, diarrhea be damned!

Maybe the mother or "aunt" had mutations in the hypervariable region? Just guessing.

Ugh, that ranks right up there will yelling at that girl for not crying hard enough when she was eliminated.

I just hope this doesn't give ammo to the "too many women use pregnancy as an excuse to let go (why aren't they looking sexy for meeeee!)" crowd.

I didn't watch this season. Did Tyra whine about her being too muscular or something?

It's pretty fun that some online gossip rag is now trying to play moral authority.

LA Noire, I think.

But what will you do when Bugs Bunny saws your state off from the rest of America?

At this point I actually trust the public to do a better job than Tyra & Co. At least they won't kick anyone off for not smizing enough or something.

Round, like boobs! Scandalous!

She might also be one of those evil ovary-smashing feminists.

I'm from the Caribbean, and the culture is the same there. People just love talking shit about how others look. I always hated it as a child. Whenever someone back home comments on my weight I can tell they're doing it in the "eww, you're so gross" kind of way. People aren't stupid, they know exactly how their words…