I agree, there's a real problem with parents not realizing the internet is forever. It's fine for an established, media-savvy adult, but crippling a kid's online presence long before they'll be job-hunting? Not a good idea. Remember that story with the dad who shot up his daughter's laptop? I couldn't believe people…

Much better. "Jill the Ripper" sounds like a euphemism for a queef.

Melissa Auf der Maur is that you? :P

I doubt they let people over a certain age adopt, the mega-rich excepted.

The parents had to stop off so they could wash the shit off the back window.

M. I. A. looks like she's pulling a Paz and wearing lipstick with no eyeliner.

Boy I can't wait to turn old and hate on the babies of today.

It's reminds me of when people say "if you can't pronounce it don't eat it lulz chemicals!1!111"

I enjoy the fact Jack's child is named "Pearl". I guess when your dad is the Prince of Darkness you have to get creative.

The people who are scared of pink slime because of the ammonia would probably gobble up some authentic lye bagels in a heartbeat.

I knew someone who actually altered their real ID. They were probably going to report it as lost later but it was a terribly stupid idea. All this to get into some shitty bars.

She also needs to see the lady who does these dead-eyed, plastic abominations: [bit.ly]

I don't get how the word becomes "wala". The v is pronounced!

Gee Ted Nugent, why do you want the reporter to be all PC instead of telling the truth?

My fiance's niece once climbed up a ladder, nearly to the roof. We went to get her and she dangled by one arm, insisting she get down by *jumping*. She was three years old at the time. Some kids really don't seem to have a sense of danger.

I doubt former druggies ever have an easy time adopting.

I love doing genealogy research partly because of the names. Two unusual female names I've come across are Parmelia and Sophorina. The weirdest male name was Abiud - that guy later went by "Abel" for obvious reasons!

Haha, your sister is exactly like my fiance. He just can't deal with inexactness. I'm slowly teaching him, though. :3

It's a nice idea, but I can't think of anything interesting coming up. I'm going to a wedding for the first time in August, but that's not really a significant milestone. Ah well. I guess that leaves secret genius or eating too much. :P

I had a dream last night where I was pregnant, but my belly was tiny and the birth was completely painless. Somehow I was also carrying another kid, due to be born a few months after. WHAT DOES THIS DREAM MEAN???? Do I have two uteruses? Is it a metaphor for the food babies in my intestines? So much to consider.