Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

FBI: Hello, Federal Bureau of Investigation hotline. Your call may be recorded for quality insurance and may be used as evidence. How can I help you?

“My desires are unconventional.”

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

I lived in a house with a bunch of guys in college. One of our friends started dating this really quiet mousey girl and we just sort of lost him for a while. Then when we were hanging out we heard them in the shower together and this really small voice squeaks “Now wash my back, Daddy.”

Don’t the Mets choke enough without having to call on Daddy?

I went out for a while with a girl who liked calling me Daddy. It was the hottest four months of my life interspersed with a truly awful two years.

Do these sites not realize what a huge percentage of their audience comes from bored office workers who may well not be able to watch videos without attracting unwanted attention?

Jesus christ the greys in this article are worse off then I’ve seen in awhile.

Kraft is a Trump supporter, but he hasn’t really put himself in the way of being a huge ass. He’s out in the public eye, but not obnoxiously so.

No defense character yet

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Hell hath no fury like a gamer whose waifu has been scorned.

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

I just feel sad hearing this.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people.