Wow. I thought for sure after being caught with the reddest of hands, he’d disappear. But saying that it was an accident, and then flat-out denying the FIFA plagiarism is simply unbelievable. Just... wow.

Anybody else notice that Fox dropped this and picked up Last Man Standing? I wonder if we’re seeing a Roseann effect.

“You may have given birth to his children, but he discreetly paid for my abortion”

Except in the first episode Kayaba changed all the avatars to look like the players’ real faces.Everyone’s hair matches how they look irl. 

London Fletcher was a better linebacker than Ray Lewis.

Even the fanciest of dogs will be protective of their young.

Came here to say this. I’d really be disappointed if Eisen gets uncovered as a scumbag.

I don’t believe in much any more, but if Kurt Warner gets dragged into this, I’m burning the motherfucker down

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Hes anything but a dick, hes always been very clearly, an emotional person who genuinely cares for his fans and family.

Welp, I guess that’s it for acting. Time to look for human remains in Anthony Hopkins’ freezer.

“I’m taking time off to work on personal problems” would have been sufficient.

Well what’s he gonna do? Just ghost on a million and a half people?

I get wanting to keep your fans in the loop, but that’s a whole lotta transparency.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

“you sure about that chief?”

I visited a Turkey Hole at a truck stop once. I won’t say which end I was on, but I will say I was very sleepy afterwards

In response, Dolan accused the filing of having an alcohol problem.