“ How did an American studio agree to make this film?”

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

Ted Cruz is going to go catatonic trying to decide whether he should “like” this movie on his social media accounts.

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Fucking April Fucking Fools Fucking Day. Fuck it.

Counterpoint: please do this switch thing again. I like the Deadspin writers at Jezebel.

I personally love everything going on today.

Too bad

This has been an adequate day.

The grossest thing your body has ever done is eat a 1 lb bag of black twizzlers.

Burt Wart.

My entire body just flinched.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JESUS CHRIST

I respect that even though he’s a dude, Barry knew to use the universal gif for “PERIODS ARE THE WORST” as the lede image.

You can’t gross us out “Barry”, not after what we’ve all been through.

Sleeping with my ex-wife...