Same for me with the Helmet Catch. On the G-man put an end to 18-0, I pretty much had everything I ever needed out of the NFL.

In a way, isn’t EVERY blog for people who are not fans of the Houston Texans?

Technically every filmed story lacks stakes since it’s really just actors standing in front of cameras. The only real stakes are whether the given film will boost or hurt their respective careers.

The only time I like the odor of a cigar is when I can just barely detect that someone 100 yards away is smoking one.

I thought half the reason to be a dad was to scare/traumatize your child? That’s definitely how my dad treated it.

Counter-counter-counterpoint: We are a garbage species, and if Skynet wants to take us out, it’s only what we deserve.

The website is accessible via the Internet.

The best news is, no one will ever have to go to Moncton again for any reason.

“And here we see the vicious predator, Tedcruz Teaparticus, in its natural habitat. Note how it can extend and retract its proboscis at will. This creates a sense of revulsion in its prey, and as the prey experiences reverse peristalsis in response, the Tedcruz Teaparticus at this point moves in for the kill,…

Don’t worry, he won’t always have money, and you’ll always have better literacy skills than he does.

If you accept that Matt Harvey is basically the baseball equivalent of Ryan Lochte, it all starts to make sense.

Right? This is a guy who never misses a chance to inflate his own status. You’d think he’d be eager for some reflected glory from her success.

Just to be clear, I have no sympathy for Donald or Pappy Trump if any of this is true. No amount of “trauma” caused by being inferior to women excuses the disgusting bullshite he’s been peddling.

I think Trump’s family history might shed some light on his absolute hatred of successful women:

He didn’t know he was supposed to have thoughts! No one told him!

Donald doesn’t know how to dog whistle, so he just shouts “Hey you, dog! Come here!”

Yeah, for all the pearl-clutching going on among notable right-wing dingbats, a good percentage of the base probably smiled and nodded and said, “Good, now we know that Donald is on our side on this. Death to all the sluts!”

If he’d ever had a job interview in his life, he’d know that being asked and answering uncomfortable questions is part of the process.

“President Trump, North Korea is about to drop a nuke on Japan! What do we do?”

The fact that you KNOW you shouldn’t be president makes you more qualified than Trump. Sorry, you just became the GOP nominee. I’ve got Paul Ryan on the line for you to discuss VP options.