majmalfunction
Maj. Malfunction
majmalfunction

Or better yet, he goes full-on, hardcore unrepentant racist, misogynist, homophobe, spewing every slur and epithet that he can think of, live on national TV.

Would you extend this scenario to state that anyone who has expressed a pro-choice or pro-abortion viewpoint is inciting murder? I’m asking for a friend because I’ve personally never expressed any particular thoughts on the issue ...

Long-dead people are fair game.

Not, you are not the only one, and his track record supports that impression. He was sued because his apartment housing developments wouldn’t rent to black people.

Well, she’s the one who chose to mix her genes with Fred Trump’s, she should’ve expected a bad result ...

He really believes he’s the expert on every topic and doesn’t need to consult anyone ... unless he gets caught in an overt lie or untruth or self-contradiction, and then suddenly he’s claiming that he doesn’t know anything about the topic.

Counterpoint: Donald’s mother should’ve been punished for NOT having an abortion.

Awww, where are the comments explaining that Tyronn Lue is the head coach? I even checked the grays. I wanted to laugh at the stupid. Maybe cross-post this to Gawker and then the ninnies will come running to correct this egregious error?

CBS wouldn’t let me save my bracket until it was complete. It was annoying because I didn’t want to sit there and do the whole thing in one sitting.

Good ol’ Pee Hands himself.

Oh yeah, there’s a virtual armada of mimi-Trumps following in his wake.

It’s like we now live in a bad parody version of the American political process. Some half-assed screenwriter wanted to make a film of the danger of fascist demagoguery to democracy, featuring a cartoonishly misogynist and racist villain, and somehow his weak, ill-conceived screenplay came to life.

Come over to our side, Michelle Fields. It’s not too late. We don’t treat women like this. Learn from this experience. If you stick with the right-wingers they’ll continue to do this to you. It’s not your fault this happened, but now is the time to get away from your abusers.

By the time he’s running for his second term the storyline will be the time he survived an assassination attempt by an unhinged (read: menstruating) liberal reporter.

*a bigger stack of toads.

Give it time, he will.

“Mostly the guns part, and the presidential veto. I intend to use both of those a lot.”

By the time he finishes a sentence he doesn’t remember where he started, so getting coherence out of him just isn’t going to happen.

I was offended when this guy got his own TV show. I mean, in a landscape of odious, degenerate shitbags, he still managed to stand out as one of the worst people in the medium. So the idea that he has a legit shot at the most powerful office on Earth is just mind-boggling to me.

I do worry that he’ll go up there and say, “Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster killed. It’s true. She was never prosecuted, but some very smart people tell me it’s true.” And sooooooo many people will believe him.