“ How did an American studio agree to make this film?”

R2 doesn’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I mean, I imagine R2-D2 functions best in a high tech environment, so being in the desert did him no favors. And he STILL conned Luke into letting him go.

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

Ted Cruz is going to go catatonic trying to decide whether he should “like” this movie on his social media accounts.

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Well, I’ll say one thing — I think there is a relation between my taste for black coffee and my appreciation for bitter craft beers (your IPAs and such). At first, like many, I was put off by beers with a “challenging” flavor profile, but then I realized that I enjoyed my bitter coffee, so what’s the big deal. Now…

Fucking April Fucking Fools Fucking Day. Fuck it.

The yeses (yesi?) are more for the fact the Colleen Wing is coming to the MCU—one step closer to a Misty/Colleen teamup!

Counterpoint: please do this switch thing again. I like the Deadspin writers at Jezebel.

I personally love everything going on today.

Half the excitement is having confirmation that Colleen Wing will be present in the MCU in the first place.

Too bad

This has been an adequate day.

The grossest thing your body has ever done is eat a 1 lb bag of black twizzlers.

Burt Wart.

You can’t gross us out “Barry”, not after what we’ve all been through.

Sleeping with my ex-wife...