Nope! The file too big so the purchase never goes through; never even asked for my login info

SOS received.

Actual non depressing news about women’s reproductive rights! Thanks Canada!

Different memory. This frees up room on the flash storage, not ram.

DAMMIT CANADA, JUST RUB IT IN OUR FACES WHY DON’T YOU?!

Viola! Free space!

A quick visualization of Lord of the Rings defeating your junk files.

Wait, so is “can perform autoerotic asphyxiation with his nose member” the college rumor about Ted Cruz?

My vagina just ate itself in protest.

This makes tentacle-porn look wholesome.

The tens of thousands of other hidden worlds out there are looking at us like “if they don’t turn on their cloak soon they’re gonna get attacked!”

and have the aliens pay for it.

I figured we could just build a wall.

Why can’t minions take a little initiative and just go invade the damn planet.

Righteous, but uber pragmatic. If everyone is hiding their planet from discovery, they’ve probably deduced (like this article suggests) that aliens could easily be hostile and have their own version of manifest destiny. Beyond sci-fi, a lot of today’s thinkers are worried about aliens (and AI), so I don’t see how my…

Good point. I’m sure the Native Americans would’ve loved to cloak their land against Columbus.

Yeah, but hiding signs of life could make earth seem very uninteresting. Highly doubtful we have elements or minerals so rare they’d be worth the effort to harvest on their own.

This could be the explanation behind the Fermi Paradox. Everyone is looking, but everyone is hiding too.