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Maj. Malfunction
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SOS received.

Actual non depressing news about women’s reproductive rights! Thanks Canada!

DAMMIT CANADA, JUST RUB IT IN OUR FACES WHY DON’T YOU?!

Stupidity?

I’m confused. Is he upset that Burger King sells hotdog dudes and that all the side chicks are already taken? Or that Burger King sells hotdogs, the dudes are taken, and side chicks have pics? Or did he just see the Taken movies for the first time and he’s not a Liam Neeson fan?

Don’t forget that only yesterday, Trump said about 12 times how unfair it was that this battery charge might destroy this good man’s life. You know, the one who still has a job and wasn’t run out of his apartment.

Wait, so is “can perform autoerotic asphyxiation with his nose member” the college rumor about Ted Cruz?

I don’t know about everyone else, but I like the fact that McDonald’s is selling breakfast bowls and BK is selling hot dogs.

He thinks 2016 has sucked so far? Just wait til he only gets offers from the North Korean We’re Better Than The NBA & Glorious Leader Beat Michael Jordan In 1-On-1 Basketball League this summer.

My vagina just ate itself in protest.

This makes tentacle-porn look wholesome.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

11.

They didn’t even need to apologize. Even if they had just refrained from attacking her, this would have been promptly forgotten.

Buzzfeed and Fox News not performing due diligence and reviewing information before posting it? Get out.

“accidentally” yup. sure.

Or he’ll do another bullshit, “My supporters are just very passionate people” comment.

At any point, this could have been defused by saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding and the Trump campaign apologized to her. Now Trump cronies have run this woman out of her home and made her fear for her life. Trump doesn’t care and he might even think it’s deserved. He was on the news personally attacking

Why risk losing the “damn bitch had it coming” vote? That is at least half of his base, anyways.

Trump has said that Lewandowski will not be fired even if convicted.