majmalfunction
Maj. Malfunction
majmalfunction

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

He’s just upset that people are taking the piss out of him.

Matt should take solace that it wasn’t a Sepp Blatter infection. Would have been much worse.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

Do you mean... he’s pissed?

It does surprise me that he doesn’t discuss his sister.

“Desicant: Do not eat”

They say that kids who harm animals are budding sociopaths.. what about kids that try to harm other kids? I’m curious.

The conservative messsage has always been: it doesn’t happen to good women. Ladies aren’t raped, ladies aren’t assaulted, ladies are’t victims of domestic abuse, ladies aren’t abused at all, and ladies never admit to being victims of anything.

“Stop trying to sell me on Insanity Paul, I don’t like work out programs.... What do you mean you weren’t talking about working out? ... "

It’s funny how people think there should be exemptions to (would-be) illegal abortion based on how the baby was conceived (e.g. incest, rape). So it’s murder to have an abortion, but that murder is fine as long as the mother was sufficiently traumatized. Everyone else getting an abortion is a stupid slut that has to

I’m sure that this was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek but the logic is actually correct. When it comes to crimes of morality, we as country have historically punished all parties involved. Prostitution is illegal and solicitation of a prostitute is illegal, it is illegal to both sell and buy drugs, you

Because that’s what I look for in a President, someone that says stuff without thinking. Or in Trumps case avoids thinking all together.

The fact that the Republican frontrunner “hasn’t thought about” one of the most divisive issues in American politics almost a year into his campaign.... The mind boggles!!

I’m so tired of this “he’s not a politician” crap. It’s like “I’m not qualified for this job so pick me for this job.” Try dealing with Russia/Iran/Any other world leader without thinking before you speak.

If only there was some way that he could have known that running for president might lead to someone asking him for his thoughts on abortion! Truly, he was blindsided.

The Trump supporter woman on CNN this morning said it was a “gotcha” question and a hypothetical that he couldn’t be expected to answer correctly. It was too much bullshit to handle so early in the morning.

And if forced-birthers are going to insist that abortion is murder, then Drumpf’s comments should be celebrated by them. But they’re backing away from it. It’s almost as if they’re not quite as dedicated to the idea of fetuses being equal to their hostesses as they claim...

How can speaking without thinking possibly be bad as leader of the free world?

If I wanted a POTUS who spoke without thinking, I’d nominate my husband.