He doesn’t run a major US business though.

The weird thing is that the NFL would never let Trump own bankrupt a team.

I think lawyers relish the opportunity for such takedowns. It’s their one (rare) opportunity to really let loose for the lulz.

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

That is a lot of work to do without a smoke/spaghetti-o’s break mixed in

I must confess that the thought did not occur to me. He also left a pile of barfed up grass at the front door. It sort of dried out in the sun. So that's a possibility.

did you try to smoke it?

really?

you save it as you go. It informs you that you have not made all your picks, but it locks no matter what when the first game tips.

It's fitting. Marissa Mayer is pretty bad at picking winners, too.

Does Yahoo’s not validate your bracket and say “Hey this isn’t complete” at some point before they lock? I think even the NCAA’s does that.

I would love to see this happen.

Two years ago!

i like this post. this is a good post.

Why is he not a player-coach already? The media would get to double down on LeBron talk (LeBron the coach and LeBron the player). He definitely would love the fucking attention, and he honestly might not be a worse coach than Lue and Blatt.

It’s like if Honey Boo Boo’s mom was up for SCOTUS, I know.

In an interview with some evangelical news outlet he literally answered the question “what does God mean to you?” with a minute-long description of a real estate deal he made for a golf course in California. Somewhere buried in there was a half-thought point about how only God can make natural beauty, but this was…

In completely unrelated and inexplicable news, the Mets just hired Moises Alou as a personal coach for Matt Harvey.