Oscar: “So, if I’m Han, and Daisy is Luke, John... is Leia? Cool...”

He doesn’t run a major US business though.

The weird thing is that the NFL would never let Trump own bankrupt a team.

I think lawyers relish the opportunity for such takedowns. It’s their one (rare) opportunity to really let loose for the lulz.

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

In my head, I picture the conversation going something like this...

Hot take yo.

I don’t count Deadpool as part of the x-men movies. I think First Class was almost a good movie. The good one was x2 and I think he got lucky on that one. And I might be remembering it being good.

Then I feel sorry for their loss....

Next time, ask “What’s pacifically wrong with it?”

Irregardless of what you intend with those jokes, your the real source of the problem for all intensive purposes.

Oh...you said Kobik....not the talking cube I was thinking of.

Eye complete lee agrief wit ewe. Their a bunch of more ons who think there better then us.

The only thing you should take for granite is something of equal or greater value.

I intentionally make spelling errors all while writing in Comic Sans. I also try to misuse words, too. Such as, "Never take anything for granite." It drive people crazy, especially when they point it out and I say, "Yeah, I know. So what?"

really?

I would love to see this happen.

i like this post. this is a good post.

Why is he not a player-coach already? The media would get to double down on LeBron talk (LeBron the coach and LeBron the player). He definitely would love the fucking attention, and he honestly might not be a worse coach than Lue and Blatt.