majmalfunction
Maj. Malfunction
majmalfunction

I read the second half of your post, but it was irrelevant to the topic at hand. I don’t get why you and others like you keep bringing up the Hogan thing on every single article like you have some kind of personal vendetta against Gawker. Are you a GamerGator or something?

He called a 20-year-old kid a liar in a press conference. He’s a dick.

What pisses me off the most about this non-controversy is the guy jacked up like a 35 footer with 2 on the shot clock that happened to go in. I fail to see how that's in any way showboating.

consistent in his hypocrisy

What is seemingly being lost in all of this is that when Coach K is confronted with his remarks to players in the post-game handshake he’s been lying about what he’s said.

OR—maybe he made the exact same mistake twice, word for word, which makes it something other than a mistake.

Turning boys into men... Who act like children when things don't go their way.

If ANYBODY talked to one of his Duke players, Coach K would be on their ass, and then he would lecture about class and professionalism in his next 10 press conferences... and it would spur all kinds of think-pieces about his leadership and loyalty. Fucking hypocrite.

It’s ok by me; I’ve called him a sanctimonious hypocrite before so I figure we’re even.

The monster from cloverfield presumably was covered in ample supplies of oceanmeat.

I bet the Nihilist Arby’s guy saw this and kinda cried a little because he knew he could never be as sad and foreboding as the real Arby’s account

Norm Peterson: Yeah, Cliffy had himself the tunnel T-bone. For less than four bucks, you get 24 ounces of USDA choice US bef.

Ocean meat, it’s probably the leftover lobster roll stuff that McDonald’s had a while back. Can you imagine, warehouses of this frozen chunks of stuff being auctioned off at pennies on the dollar and some guy at Arby’s corporate office says, “Hey let’s mash it all together, batter it and fry this stuff and call it

Not yet, you mean.

WE HAVE FABRICATED TUBE SLIME THAT WITH THE PROPER DYES, MANIPULATION, & PRESERVATIVES RESEMBLES MEAT, TO THE UNTRAINED EYE! QUE THE TUBAS!

Bison Dele.

Gawker offices would never be considered. They don’t use enough slave labor.

I like that you’re doing the trolling for free by calling them “Hotspurs”