I have a better idea. Just make birth control free for everyone, all the time. You get birth control! And you get birth control! And you get birth control! We could solve so many problems at once.

Idiocracy just doesn’t measure up.

Ivory towers collide with male privilege, and the rest of us:

The vacancy is better then what we had. My bet is Scalia would have purposely misunderstood how insurance works, too.

I always crack up when my husband does that. After telling me he’s told me 100 times he will walk over to his laptop and type it in while telling me out loud because he can’t really “remember" it either. Lol

And he’s going to give his Junior Trump Turds some kind of position in government if he wins. They are all garbage.

I KNOW. IT MAKES ME NUTS.

My husband legit uses crap like that as his passwords and if he needs me to get info out of his email he will be all “ I told u the password 100 times how do u not remember it?” CuZ I guess I'm not so good at remember XJihgfTtS286rtG4318@34&yuvJh wtf ...

I imagine there’s a LOT of things that people with that kind of money don’t understand.

This is how I picture the SCOTUS men asking questions on contraception:

This seems suspicious, I suspect the Democats are behind this, in fact I suspect a follower of Socks Clinton put her up to it.

This makes me think that the justices don’t understand how insurance works. Full stop. You don’t buy insurance for specific medicines and condition. There is no “diabetes insurance” that you specifically buy on the marketplace when you need insulin. You buy comprehensive insurance and the company is gambling that more…

You want real security, you need to replace every consonant with a capitalized ampersand.

Is that what Missy Elliot says in the chorus of that one song?

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

I mean ... I just ...

I had to change mine to that after the Great Old Ones got a judge to issue an order to compel me to allow access to my iPhone.

I’d vote for the dog over trump...

In completely unrelated and inexplicable news, the Mets just hired Moises Alou as a personal coach for Matt Harvey.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.