The monster from cloverfield presumably was covered in ample supplies of oceanmeat.

I bet the Nihilist Arby’s guy saw this and kinda cried a little because he knew he could never be as sad and foreboding as the real Arby’s account

Norm Peterson: Yeah, Cliffy had himself the tunnel T-bone. For less than four bucks, you get 24 ounces of USDA choice US bef.

I saw this Saturday and thought they got the right wing frothing down pat. I loved the mention of evil doers and the way they printed Obamas middle name in all caps.

The best part of that linked article:

Ocean meat, it’s probably the leftover lobster roll stuff that McDonald’s had a while back. Can you imagine, warehouses of this frozen chunks of stuff being auctioned off at pennies on the dollar and some guy at Arby’s corporate office says, “Hey let’s mash it all together, batter it and fry this stuff and call it…

still asswhipe

Hey, many many people have said he’s the most physically fit candidate in history.

I only have one regret in the women department—that I never had the opportunity to court Lady Diana Spencer.

Not yet, you mean.

“It’s reel food”

WE HAVE FABRICATED TUBE SLIME THAT WITH THE PROPER DYES, MANIPULATION, & PRESERVATIVES RESEMBLES MEAT, TO THE UNTRAINED EYE! QUE THE TUBAS!

Bison Dele.

My favorite fast food slogan is and always will be “Rally’s: You Gotta Eat”. It’s like they’re admitting that yeah, it’s not great, but it’s probably not going to kill you, and you have to intake calories to keep living, so why not give it a try sometime maybe if you’re feeling up to it.

Gawker offices would never be considered. They don’t use enough slave labor.

It’s mermaids. Not technically human meat so it’s borderline but legal.

I like that you’re doing the trolling for free by calling them “Hotspurs”

I’m eagerly awaiting the SKY MEAT and LAND MEAT campaigns.