Even last year’s WS run wasn’t enough to erase the hurt of that loss.

God, I hate caring about sports so much.

It wasn’t a hanger. It was a perfectly placed curveball on the inside corner. I’m still extremely bitter about that game and have only really seen the pitch once since then but it’s been seared in my brain. Beltran called it the best pitch he’d ever seen to that point. I wouldn’t disagree with him. It was complete…

When Herman Franks managed the San Francisco Giants in the late 1960s, he would become exasperated whenever he tried to communicate with Japanese relief pitcher Masanori Murakami.

And yet it will make a ton of money and ensure that the least credible thing will happen: Zack Snyder will continue to make movies.

Praise Zeus for Deadpool. Timing could not be better for the “I am sick of super serious super hero movies” movie.

The Batmobile’s dope this time. He’s fine. It’s fine. Honestly, he’s the least of your problems.

“It’s after five, so downtown’s nearly empty right now...Except of course for service workers and homeless people, you know, the underclass that have zero value.”

I dunno. I find io9's actual reviews to be generally good and even-handed.

Yes, even my 10 yr old and I have joked in the past about “How many times do we need to see Batman’s parents whacked? Enough Already!” Knowing this alone will keep me away from this film.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

The ability to sense heat and cold is the greatest cause of destructive human behavior because if you forget the password for your bank’s mobile app, and anyway there was an oil spill and who cares about fucking Pluto in the first place? No wonder Lindsay Lohan hasn't made any movies in a long time. It's hot and cold…

So... do they kiss?

This is probably the least surprising headline of the month.

The ship entered the atmosphere at the speed of light, people are concerned about how they got out of the ship, lol.

also... goes to see if anyone beat his high score on that chess board.

“Hi. I’m Kylo Ren. You may remember me from such battles as Starkiller Base and the Jakku Skirmish. But right now, I’m here to talk to you about starship insurance. Whether it’s a freighter or a fighter, a breakdown or a snowy crash, AllGalaxy is there for you when you need them.

Youll get a letter from Kinja instead.