majmalfunction
Maj. Malfunction
majmalfunction

I'm sure it's just a matter of time; there is no position morally bankrupt enough that they won't try.

Actually, the joke was great, and I (and judging from the stars, a lot of other people) laughed. There’s just a heavy cloud of dense hanging around here tonight.

I love how this comment started a huge flame war between a bunch of people that all have the same political opinions, but only half of whom understand sarcasm. Keep up the good work.

I love hearing the people that are pissed that the Administration is communicating with a dictator and even visiting Cuba....ummmmm, because every other US Ally is a Democratic and open (Saudis come to mind LOLz)

Detention in Guantanamo. (That’s in Cuba, kids. Part of the joke, which is not quite the same as sarcasm but is related. Kind of a humor peninsula, as it were.)

But where’s the classroom! I don’t want detention!

Producer 2: To be fair, she doesn’t know what any of the other words mean, either.

Before you attend my lecture. Please read chapter 1 titled How to pull your head from your ass. From there we will learn how to view the world from this new vantage point.

If they wanted to talk about how there’s no one in the streets, maybe they could’ve taken a picture of, you know...streets.

I was walking near Safeco Field in Seattle on Saturday and walked past a large homeless encampment under an overpass. Literally a half block from the stadium. Fuck off, ESPN.

Ye Gods, the air is thick in here today!

Well if the billionaire owners could get even more public funding to afford land in a better part of town....

No, I believe Obama has called for mandatory conversion to gay communism for all US citizens. Reagan really wanted all American children to be gay pinko liberals but he was too busy funding crazy right wing militias and not remembering where he left his keys.

This. While trying to point to poverty, they exposed themselves as being completely unaware as to the living conditions of a large percentage of the developed world’s citizens.

Oof. That’s embarrassing.

What you’re seeing is a typical Latin American working class neighborhood. I see concrete walls and roofs, paved streets, glass windows... a perfectly habitable environment. It’s the lap of luxury compared to shanty towns you’ll find on the outskirts of many large non-communist Latin American cities, where walls and

Is he accused of embezzling, deliberately hurting people, sexually harassing people?

Shit, it’s been a dirty word for over a decade.

Why does everyone feel the need to comment on everything (while I comment on a story about others commenting)

Nuance is a dirty word in today’s political climate. Shit, it’s been a dirty word for over a decade.