Yaaaaasss = quality of your comment!

Two words - small hands. Game on.

This would be fucking brilliant, seriously.

No one is trying to peel off his diehard supporters. The point is to prevent him from getting any more support than he already has.

That’s a great idea!

I fully support this.

No because the apocalypse will fun...

So you’re basically saying the Browns are proof of the idea of quantum immortality, only instead of collapsing the wave-state into one where the bullet fails to kill you, it’s just an eternity of shitty franchise decisions.

Man I was in a class one time and this kid who was the classic class clown started having a pretty intense seizure. The teacher didn’t believe him, thought he was just trying to goof off, it took him till about the 4th or 5th “alright thats enough...” before he realized what was going on. I felt for the teacher, that…

All of the tweets are SO GOOD. I don’t know why she’s emptying the quiver today, but god love her for doing it in style.

The Jets and Browns jostling for quarterbacks is like two drunks arguing over whose turn it is to chat up the barmaid.

I truly believe that no one has the slightest clue whether Griffin is good or not.

Yeah, I hear you, I don’t think he can pull it off either. I don’t think he particularly cares about pulling it off though. Donald succeeded in getting attention, which is what he really wants, the only aspect of the presidency that appeals to him is getting attention. That’s why I’m ultimately a little more worried…

ALSO JUST SO FUCKING FUN TO WATCH.

This doesn’t seem like the worst call. And starting it right when he’s starting his pivot toward seeming “presidential” is genius - dude can never resist taking the bait. Plus it would keep him from going after Clinton directly, if the party can keep him distracted and chasing randoms.

Nah, he doesn’t understand biology. He’ll just go for ugly loser.

“Hillary will never be as popular with progressives because she’s focused on the messy, compromising business of getting things done.”

“Cheap racism? Excuse me, Senator Dog, but Trump brand racism is luxurious and classy. I am now offering my delux and opulent racism to you, through a special partnership with Sharper Image.” - Donald Trump

No sighs from me.

It’s almost like we’re decimating global fish populations. :|