Also, any head coaches whose first and last names start with the letter B should be required to tell the opponents their play calls before they’re allowed to run them.

I’m not going to tell my buddy his kid can’t hang out while we’re having beers on his back porch. Imagine trying to have that conversation with a guy you spend almost every day with for 8 months. “hey, we fucking think your kid is annoying as shit.”

lol this is amazing

I’m picturing the White Sox team bus filled up like a petting zoo/school field trip full of rowdy kids, barking dogs, parrots flying around uncaged.

...can we make this happen?

MY (fairly uninformed) guess is that the players had no problem with the situation. But the front office thought that paying $13MM to a designated hitter should give them some latitude to tell said player that they’d appreciate it if he’d spend more time in the preseason improving on last year’s .207 batting average…

God I hate when parents press their shit kids on you. No one fucking wants them around but you..... Or maybe that’s just my grouchy ass. Get off my lawn!

Like in clubhouses so much he didn’t go to school?

“I’d rather spend more time with my son than get cut in two weeks when I hit .172 with a .344 OPS in spring training.”

I’m sure Drake LaRoche won’t grow up with any entitlement issues whatsoever.

I think so, too. This one here with them walking in the building looks staged. Blowing up the picture, it appears there are a 2 press guys to the left of the photographer in the reflection in the doors.

I don’t want to live in that world

No. His parents don’t believe in school. That’s not a joke. His parents don't believe in school.

shit, send Kenny Williams to my apartment to get la roches out of the kitchen

LaRoche is an idiot. What a stupid hill to die on. He sucks.

F-bombs aplenty flew during the White Sox’s meeting with Kenny Williams

What about some of the new additions? Todd Frazier, Brett Lawrie, Mat Latos, Jimmy Rollins.

I’m confident your list is trash so go ahead and add this if you like.

As a historian and an Irishman, I thoroughly approve of this. I mean, yes, there are some famously awful things that the Irish people have gone through over the years (the aforementioned research from the article, Oliver Cromwell, the Irish Famine, etc.), but the important thing to remember is that the Irish were…

The kid had absolutely no place in the clubhouse on a daily basis.

As a historian I approve this clearing of the record.