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Now at 418!!

So proud of Kristen for standing up for her children’s inalienable right to be subjected to junk science diets. Don’t let Big Formula keep you down with their scaremongering about anemia and anaphylaxis and intracranial infarctions!

are they adding another 500 days of Kristin, but now on JEZ????

Uh, it’s *organic* and therefore super healthy, duuuuhhhh!

More Kristen???

Respect from LA

So this was great, I wish more public officials where this honest about the issues we have with failing infrastructure or underfunded schools.

See, this is annoying because the conversation usually is:

That was likely a smart choice.

I would argue that the Supernatural following is much larger and stronger than the Gilmore Girls once. Supernatural has been on eleven seasons despite not really having a strong overarching plot since season five or six.

Well, they do pay for all the public stadiums. (Or at least subsidize the fuck out of them)

I’m just talking about this current team which won 97 games last season and their daily routine playing at Wrigley, most of these guys have been chewing since High School and it’s apart of their baseball life on the diamond.

Uh oh. The excuses of why this year wont be “The Year” for the Cubs are starting already.

We go now to Goose Gossage with a thoughtful and level-headed rebuttal. Goose?

What will be interesting is to see the Josh Hamilton effect. His hitting was terrible after attempting to quit. It will be interesting to see how focused these teams are in July/August.

That’s similar to the “ban cars because it kills too” argument when talking about gun control. Yeah, you’re not wrong that cars kill too but cars weren’t made to kill people and it has alternative useful uses. Guns really don’t.

Similar to a hotdog, yes, it’s unhealthy but it does provide sustenance. Should there be

“We’re grown men,” John Lackey said. “People in the stands can have a beer, but we can’t do what we want? That’s a little messed up.”

If the Cubs start slow out of the gate... I can’t help but think that it’ll only take a casual mention of this to bring the city council under fire.