majmalfunction
Maj. Malfunction
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Thank God, I can go back to worrying about fascistic election results and catastrophic climate change.

Aint no one gonna bang their HS teacher after the fact.

My guess is that Melissa McCarthy was probably pretty hurt by not getting asked. Hopefully they can do a O.S. phone call or something. Just so she gets a shout out and a line in the reboot.

Yeah, Supernatural is on season freaking 11 now. I’d say Padalecki has done pretty well for himself. He must be making bank, what with all the conventions and person appearances stuff they do.

And nobody in New England would call a highway THE 91. That’s a California thing.

I can’t believe, after seeing how the ‘American Summer’ series got their entire cast back for Netflix, that they didn’t at least TRY. :(

agreed

dean, jess, and logan were all terrible, so might as well bring them all back

get out.

See I hated all of Rory’s boyfriends. They all sucked.

OMG we were so wrong. And I have been so wrong so many times during this election season that I have completely given up making predictions, because clearly I do not understand how the world works. Or when I do, I’ve taken to adding “also there’s a good chance I’m utterly wrong because Trump defies any and all rules

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE NOBLE BONER

I suspect it’s more that at some point, the lower range begins increasing more slowly than the upper range. So at 25, you like 22-28, at 30 you like 25-35, at 35 you’d like 29-42, etc...

I was still in the middle of my hideously awkward phase at 18. I didn’t turn into a normal-looking human until sometime closer to 24.

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The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

You know how there’s state inspection stickers on the gas pumps that typically over an opening on the pump? There needs to be inspection stickers on CC machines now. It would give the consumer something to look for that would otherwise be covered by a skimmer.

How come, when I keep shouting “ENHANCE” at the video feed, nothing happens?

Dudes a pro. Which makes you wonder how many he’s already installed.

I’m glad to see both these results. Alvarez has been awful her entire career, it’s just that the LaQuan McDonald case brought that to light. McGinty blamed Tamir Rice for his own death which proved what a soulless piece of shit he is.