NO! THAT IS REAL AND MUST BE PRESERVED! Without the sheriff, who would let us know that most rapes were faked?

Obama’s announcement might as well be: ‘look, I’ve basically nominated Atticus Finch (version 1.0). He is completely unobjectionable; if you refuse to confirm him, on your own head be it.'

This brilliant POTUS move kills 3 birds with one stone:

All we need to defend the country is to keep repeating how great we are. I mean, it’s probably worth giving a lot of money to defense contractors, but there’s no need to pay our veterans anything beyond lip service.

I love how “extremely moderate” is a descriptor that makes sense.

Water contamination? Not a thing!

you can add clean water to the list... who needs it?

This definitely. And it’s a clever move on his part to show, “look even these assholes won’t approve what most of them would consider to be a ‘best possible choice’ candidate”. So yeah, good luck idiots with whatever liberal justice Hillary nominates.

THis is ost likely an election strategy. Democrats will saddle vulnerable Republican Senators with this during their campaigns. This is all about flipping the Senate. Then Madame President will fill it with a boss woman.

What a creative way to save taxpayer money! Other things that are not real and therefore do not require time and/or effort:

Yep. The majority of the retractions aren’t “I was raped, jk just said that for fun!”... they might be more like, “I was raped, now I’m ostracized in this small town, my parents think I’m sullied and dirty, and I’m getting harassed by people who think it’s impossible that the rapist could do such a thing.”

Shrewd move on Obama’s part. Garland is a centrist who has voted with both sides in the past. Republicans are going to have a tough time justifying their fuckery. And yet...here we go, I’m sure.

Thanks. I thought i was going to have to be that guy.

The only GOP-led policy initiative that I’ve agreed with or supported in a long fucking time. That being said, I think they may have been more than a little bit generous with the influence of magic on society as a whole in the language of their resolution, many technological advancement can be traced to the…

Came here to say the same thing. The Christian Right will NOT be thrilled with this resolution.

I don’t get this at all either.

Eh, they’ll put a stop to it once they realize these people also practice magic(k)

Hold on just a minute. Magic is a national treasure now? I thought Harry Potter was a portal into hell and playing Dungeons and Dragons is literally gaming with satan. What is going on here?