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Ah yes, you’re right. I actually thought they did impeach him, but I decided to take Drew’s word for it instead of looking it up to confirm. Serves me right!

That idea is horrible, terrible, and still far better than many alternatives. I both curse your name and give you a star.

Doesn’t “lave-mains” mean “wash hands”? Did he shit in the sink?

Re: male gynos:

Points for the Sunshine header pic!

The expected duration of the experiment would exceed the time from deorbit burn to inital entry interface.

He was obviously consumed by a water dingo.

From the article:

My brother said that he voted for Bernie Sanders “and whoever is running against the State’s Attorney who covered up the Laquan McDonald shooting”

Fun, true, fact: About forty years ago the Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt went swimming in the ocean and just disappeared. Like, he’s never been seen or heard from since. Nada. I don’t have a joke, but I don’t feel like this needs one.

I sure hope so. She needs to be ousted from office.

her and Rahm got to go

That’s evil.

I was worried he was too old for Crystal Skull, but he was far and away the best thing about that film.

Dear grays (the ones in the comments, not the ones from Crystal Skull): every possible variation on Kylo Ren jokes has already been made, in black and in the gray. You can stop now.

In 2019, Harrison will be older than George Hall when he played Old Indy on the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles.

And no George Lucas nonsense this time out. Hopefully it will be less inundated with dodgy CG this time out, too. No aliens. No Shia. That’s the kind of Henry Jones, Jr. adventures for me!

Before everyone points out how ancient Harrison Ford is, can we just take a moment to celebrate the fact that George Lucas’s name is not attached to this?