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The Supernatural fandom is in its own way just as intense and passionate as the Gilmore Girls one. Padalecki has been a lucky dude considering he coasts on likability rather than acting skill.

While they’re at it, they should sue anyone who consumes their “news,” since doing so would cause the consumer to become aware that their work is garbage.

I try not to be that guy, but this is the one topic where I can’t resist, since 90% of the population seems to misunderstand how impeachment works.

Drew is great, but one thing you can count on — his facts are always wrong.

Technically, they did impeach him. The House voted to impeach, which is just a fancy term for filing charges, but the Senate voted against conviction.

A better bet would actually be LeBron. He’d drive to the rim and wouldn’t even notice the four kids hanging from his back.

You opened with a cliche, but brought it home with the final sentence. Way to rally in the homestretch.

with the media showing relatively little resistance or interest

Where do I send my resume to apply for the job that Jeff Miller will soon be vacating?

Apparently we’ve found the line in what is an acceptable level of dumbassery in our media sphere. Videos edited deceptively to show that Planned Parenthood is harvesting baby parts to make mega bucks = acceptable. Letting the world know exactly how in the tank you are for a specific candidate = unacceptable.

Agreed, not at all comparable. My only point was to contrast a metaphorical device used by many on the left, with a literal belief of those on the right.

I’m scared on your behalf. Count me as one white guy willing to stand between you and the brownshirts if it comes to that.

You have a significant percentage of the GOP base believing that Obama is literally the antichrist. Not metaphorically, like Trump=Hitler — they believe that Obama is going to bring about the end of days.

Is there another writer who has gone from the top 1% of his field to the bottom 1%, without some sort of head trauma or senility to account for it? Twenty years ago I’d pick up a copy of SI and read whatever Reilly wrote first. Now I can’t even read his old, good stuff, because it’s too depressing to ponder how far

One thing law enforcement is bad at understanding is that young people are often bad at telling their side of the story. I knew a teenager who lived in a situation where there was a lot of emotional and mental abuse. She had a tendency to exaggerate a little bit when she described the awful things that were happening.

In George’s defense, it can be difficult to weed out all language that’s above Trump’s level when you want to mock him. I would hate to be a Trump speechwriter:

Great stuff, the only flaw is the part where Donald supposedly understands that 10101000101 is binary code and would indicate that someone is a machine. That’s way above his level.

Jay’s been trying to get himself demoted to backup, but the state of NFL quarterbacking is so poor that even his half-arsed efforts are still above average.

Well if I had to choose between drowning in urine or drowning in margarine, I’m definitely going with margarine.

When I was a kid, and I wanted to draw ocean waves, those projections at the top were how I’d do it. Except my oceans were blue.