with the media showing relatively little resistance or interest

Where do I send my resume to apply for the job that Jeff Miller will soon be vacating?

Apparently we’ve found the line in what is an acceptable level of dumbassery in our media sphere. Videos edited deceptively to show that Planned Parenthood is harvesting baby parts to make mega bucks = acceptable. Letting the world know exactly how in the tank you are for a specific candidate = unacceptable.

Agreed, not at all comparable. My only point was to contrast a metaphorical device used by many on the left, with a literal belief of those on the right.

I’m scared on your behalf. Count me as one white guy willing to stand between you and the brownshirts if it comes to that.

You have a significant percentage of the GOP base believing that Obama is literally the antichrist. Not metaphorically, like Trump=Hitler — they believe that Obama is going to bring about the end of days.

Is there another writer who has gone from the top 1% of his field to the bottom 1%, without some sort of head trauma or senility to account for it? Twenty years ago I’d pick up a copy of SI and read whatever Reilly wrote first. Now I can’t even read his old, good stuff, because it’s too depressing to ponder how far…

One thing law enforcement is bad at understanding is that young people are often bad at telling their side of the story. I knew a teenager who lived in a situation where there was a lot of emotional and mental abuse. She had a tendency to exaggerate a little bit when she described the awful things that were happening.…

In George’s defense, it can be difficult to weed out all language that’s above Trump’s level when you want to mock him. I would hate to be a Trump speechwriter:

Great stuff, the only flaw is the part where Donald supposedly understands that 10101000101 is binary code and would indicate that someone is a machine. That’s way above his level.

Jay’s been trying to get himself demoted to backup, but the state of NFL quarterbacking is so poor that even his half-arsed efforts are still above average.

Well if I had to choose between drowning in urine or drowning in margarine, I’m definitely going with margarine.

When I was a kid, and I wanted to draw ocean waves, those projections at the top were how I’d do it. Except my oceans were blue.

Are the children on that plate drowning in an ocean of urine? Is that what I’m seeing?

“Hello, fellow friend senator. Have you done any good senating lately?”

I belong to a religion that believes that each letter of each word must be pronounced individually. I just founded this religion, and of course, as the founder, I reserve the right to violate my own tenets as circumstances dictate.

That “h” is there and I intend to use it, gosh dangit!

To her, the child is probably a toy, too. If you make a Venn diagram of people who don’t take guns seriously and people who don’t take parenting seriously, she’s right at the intersection.

Yeah, sure, it was an accident. I see you over there hiding your Olympic javelin medals.

Guns protect from danger the same way magnets protect from illness. Except magnets don’t cause illness.