After Harper falls off:

So they seriously expect a person to attend 40 home games, or give away whatever tickets they can’t use? I’ve never looked into season tix but I always assumed that most who have them resell a good chunk.

Wait till they start charging the players admission to enter the arena.

Ogilvie Juniper, AKA “the OG Jump-Jump,” AKA “OJ,” was illegitimate son of the hereditary baron of the duchy of Southeast Schleswig who arose to fame the late 1770s. OJ was known to frequent the local houses of ill repute in the duchy, not as a client, but to distribute his tracts of ribald poetry featuring members of…

They have to do due diligence now to make up for all the due diligence they didn’t do back when they shoulda done did it.

Mitt: “Donald, you can’t say out loud that the GOP hates all minorities, women and the disadvantaged. You can whisper it behind closed doors (make sure to confiscate any cellphone cameras!), but in public all you can do is put forward supposedly color-blind policies that just incidentally happen to negatively impact…

Be vewy, vewy, qwiet ...

I have a serious Prius/electric car phobia. Those things are so dang quiet. It’s like they’re sneaking up on us.

The only place on the list where you get a tip instead of leaving one.

How was the service when you were hit by a car? Were you seated quickly?

Yeah, Paul was able to inherit his dad’s base of Libertarian-flavored Republicans and Republican-flavored Libertarians. As long as he keeps them happy he’ll always have that constituency.

In the last year of Blagojevich’s reign of terror he was going through PR flacks like water. I expect the same for Christie.

“I am not a hostage. Absolutely do not send a SWAT team to 113 S. Trenton Ave. Do not have them bring a large supreme pizza and a 2-liter of Diet Coke. Do not have them barge into this building and smuggle me to a waiting van.”

Maybe I’m conflating Jindal’s appearance with the fact that he destroyed any hope for a post-Katrina recovery in Louisiana. Maybe it’s more the latter that makes me want to punch him.

Animators and video game designers worry about “the uncanny valley” where, as your creation starts to look more like a real human, at a certain point it becomes deeply unsettling.

To be fair, we really haven’t looked at Scott Walker or Bobby Jindal for a while. Thank goodness for that.

Huh, when I follow the link it shows me 2015. Anyway, my point is, there was a time when Trump winning the nomination seemed unthinkable. I’d like to say there’s no way he wins in November, but I’m more than a little worried.

As recently as last July, Jeb! was ahead of Drumpf in most national polls, way ahead in a few of them.

You take a hunk of ice and wedge it in such a way that it depresses the gas pedal ... or so I’ve heard.

Colin Powell