I have a serious Prius/electric car phobia. Those things are so dang quiet. It’s like they’re sneaking up on us.

The only place on the list where you get a tip instead of leaving one.

How was the service when you were hit by a car? Were you seated quickly?

Yeah, Paul was able to inherit his dad’s base of Libertarian-flavored Republicans and Republican-flavored Libertarians. As long as he keeps them happy he’ll always have that constituency.

In the last year of Blagojevich’s reign of terror he was going through PR flacks like water. I expect the same for Christie.

“I am not a hostage. Absolutely do not send a SWAT team to 113 S. Trenton Ave. Do not have them bring a large supreme pizza and a 2-liter of Diet Coke. Do not have them barge into this building and smuggle me to a waiting van.”

Carmen Sandiego is Jimmy Hoffa.

Maybe I’m conflating Jindal’s appearance with the fact that he destroyed any hope for a post-Katrina recovery in Louisiana. Maybe it’s more the latter that makes me want to punch him.

Animators and video game designers worry about “the uncanny valley” where, as your creation starts to look more like a real human, at a certain point it becomes deeply unsettling.

To be fair, we really haven’t looked at Scott Walker or Bobby Jindal for a while. Thank goodness for that.

Keyser Soze is Waldo.

Banksy is Satoshi Nakamoto

Yet.

Huh, when I follow the link it shows me 2015. Anyway, my point is, there was a time when Trump winning the nomination seemed unthinkable. I’d like to say there’s no way he wins in November, but I’m more than a little worried.

No no no, the streets running with viscera takes places in Year 3 of the Rule of Our Lord Emperor Trump, First of His Name. The streets running with eels will appear superficially very similar, but to the discriminating eye there will be a clear difference, i.e., slightly less blood.

I’m slightly worried about the Rein of Eels, because I’m not sure how my horse is going to react. And of course the Reign of Eels will commence after the presidential election of 2040, and it will be a delight for all Eelkind.

You say this like the Rain of Eels is going to be a bad thing.

As recently as last July, Jeb! was ahead of Drumpf in most national polls, way ahead in a few of them.

You take a hunk of ice and wedge it in such a way that it depresses the gas pedal ... or so I’ve heard.

Colin Powell