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Maj. Malfunction
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Hatred of hatred is a force for good in the world. If you can’t understand that you have some learning to do.

If you write a passage that includes the words “slavery was bad, but,” you need to delete all your online accounts, throw all your electronic devices in the garbage, sell your remaining worldly possessions on Craigslist for 50 cents, and go join a monastery.

Lee surrendered because his army was on the verge of being completely obliterated.

I would support a law requiring that statues of Grant, Lincoln and Sherman be erected in every jurisdiction that wants to celebrate anything honoring the Confederacy. Penalty for defacing the statue is deportation to North Korea.

When, oh when, will the white Christian men get their day in the sun? Oh, alas and alack!

Sherman was also accused of having a mental breakdown when, in the early weeks of the war, he insisted that Northern generals’ optimism for an easy victory was ridiculous and that it would be a bloody and years-long conflict. Not exactly a great guy, but he was one of the great military minds of history.

And emphatically so. They didn’t just beat the Rebels, they flat out demolished the Confederacy to the point where they needed federal aid for decades just to become functional states again.

That’s actually a hilarious idea. “British Colonial Loyalist Heritage Month.”

Someone find me a necromancer so we can resurrect Grant and Sherman. Seems some parts of the South didn’t get the message last time around.

AKA Civil War Losers Heritage Month.

Poor Ana. She died for our sins.

Glenn Stout’s desire to avoid having multiple editors read longer, sensitive pieces is obviously bullshit. It sounds like he’s a control freak. He’s got no business in any form of journalism with an attitude like that.

He would figure out a way to contort himself to lick his own anus if it earned him the White House. But then, he’d do the same for free tickets to a Springsteen concert.

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It’s stronger than “I wish.” More like, “I should be able to, and this country won’t be right until I can.”

OK, but do you really expect a hungover Kris Bryant coming off a bender to be able to figure out which of the seven bases he sees is the one he needs to run toward?

And he’ll probably run for prez again in 2020 or 2024, depending on how this one goes. He’s gonna be around and pissing us off for a long time.

If you like Kate Boseworth, wait until you see the work of Katee Boseworthe! Not to be confused with Kaete Boeswoerth, of course.

I guess they were always a constituency in search of a leader, rather than a whole new audience that coalesced around Donald.

I think Trump’s campaign success thus far is the embodiment of exactly what you’re describing. “Make America Great Again” is just code for “Make America White Again.”