I would support a law requiring that statues of Grant, Lincoln and Sherman be erected in every jurisdiction that wants to celebrate anything honoring the Confederacy. Penalty for defacing the statue is deportation to North Korea.

When, oh when, will the white Christian men get their day in the sun? Oh, alas and alack!

Sherman was also accused of having a mental breakdown when, in the early weeks of the war, he insisted that Northern generals’ optimism for an easy victory was ridiculous and that it would be a bloody and years-long conflict. Not exactly a great guy, but he was one of the great military minds of history.

And emphatically so. They didn’t just beat the Rebels, they flat out demolished the Confederacy to the point where they needed federal aid for decades just to become functional states again.

That’s actually a hilarious idea. “British Colonial Loyalist Heritage Month.”

Someone find me a necromancer so we can resurrect Grant and Sherman. Seems some parts of the South didn’t get the message last time around.

AKA Civil War Losers Heritage Month.

Poor Ana. She died for our sins.

Glenn Stout’s desire to avoid having multiple editors read longer, sensitive pieces is obviously bullshit. It sounds like he’s a control freak. He’s got no business in any form of journalism with an attitude like that.

He would figure out a way to contort himself to lick his own anus if it earned him the White House. But then, he’d do the same for free tickets to a Springsteen concert.

If the headline was just a tad longer, he could’ve dispensed with the story part entirely.

Oh yeah, I completely hated that episode. Not a big Barkley fan anyway and that’s one of his lesser appearances. I only cite it because it’s the show’s clearest attempt to demonstrate what it’s like to be transported.

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It’s stronger than “I wish.” More like, “I should be able to, and this country won’t be right until I can.”

Wasn’t there a TNG episode where Barkley was conscious while being transported? So they clearly intended the transporter to be non-destructive, whatever the mechanism is.

OK, but do you really expect a hungover Kris Bryant coming off a bender to be able to figure out which of the seven bases he sees is the one he needs to run toward?

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Well obviously, with this new information, the only responsible thing to do is either shut down all media entities or place them under strict government supervision. It’s not like there’s anything in the Constitution that would prevent that.

And he’ll probably run for prez again in 2020 or 2024, depending on how this one goes. He’s gonna be around and pissing us off for a long time.

I’m now convinced that “Many Bothans Died” would be a great band name.