I’m all for it. Better that than any Andy Dalton vs. Joe Flacco matchup.

We had a serious blizzard in Chicago a couple years ago. People were abandoning vehicles on Lake Shore Drive. I couldn’t get to work for days. It was a nightmare.

I think the Expos, or the St. Louis Browns.

If every woman on earth gained the power to read the mind of any man, whenever she desired, how long would it take until humanity went extinct?

When I started my working life and still lived at home, I would’ve despised anyone who made me deliver food in bad weather, no matter how much they tipped. I didn’t need the money that much.

He’s still funny. Hope he starts posting more at the new site.

Check it out!

You did something there, and I saw it.

I don’t envy the choices you’re facing. I can only hope that you’re in a position where you do get to make the best choice for your life and future.

Those morons see any outcome as an affirmation of their point of view.

Amazingly, the CBA (minor league basketball) years ago actually had something like this. I believe you accumulated points in the standings based on how many quarters you led, in addition to ultimately winning the game. It was an effort to keep teams playing hard throughout the game. I don’t recall if it was…

This is all so needlessly convoluted. The whole point of the Chase is to avoid the scenario where someone has clinched a championship with many races still left in the season, right?

Wouldn’t you like to know?

You’re seeing the journalism process play out in real-time, publicly. This used to happen behind closed doors, and if, after hours or days of digging, there was no story, then nothing got published.

Deadspin should offer a bounty for anyone who can get an image of Kroenke without his toupee. The image should be acquired by legal means. Since I have no idea what Deadspin’s finances look like, I’m going to say that $18.43 is a fair bounty to offer.

And arm wrestling! And bourbon! In fact, forget the NASCAR and the arm wrestling!

Afterward, I want to see Trump and Palin sit down in a quiet TV studio and take turns interviewing each other. Make it a contest where every statement needs to be a complete sentence – subject, verb, object – and a bipartisan team of fact-checkers will be monitoring every claim. Every assertion that is a falsehood…

I knew someone years ago who was infected with it but never developed any symptoms. I gather that’s the norm nowadays in the U.S.

Name who? What are you even talking about?

Is there an audiobook of “The Bible for Dummies? that we can send Donald?