If he was a serious dictator, he would’ve taken the shots himself, with members of his security team taking the place of the goalie. Anyone with the insolence to actually stop a shot gets executed on the spot.

I’m guessing they’ll sign Bartolo Colon to a 6 year deal for 175 million or so

I’d like to formally ask for Rahm’s resignation. Let’s get an actual Democrat in there next time around.

This is part and parcel of the widespread attitude that if you do ANYTHING wrong in America, you deserve any repercussion that follows. This Puritanical streak goes way beyond sexual mores and encompasses the harshest possible interpretation of what constitutes acceptable punishment.

“There were penalties on all 22 players on the field, many of the players on the sidelines, both head coaches and both ownership groups. We suspect that the penalties will offset and are awaiting a final ruling from the one guy who knows how to work a calculator in the league office.”

Nor read their website.

Left his feet. Excessive celebration. Ban him for 30 games, Roger.

Fortunately, Trump will never be president, so by November 2016 this nonsense will be a mere footnote.

It would be poetic for Tom and Eli to face off in one more Super Bowl. It would be the NFL equivalent of Affirmed and Alydar.

It’s like that “Doctor Who” episode, Midnight, where the alien-possessed woman starts out mimicking the Doctor, then progresses to matching him word-for-word before ultimately anticipating what he’s going to say before he says it.

That, and waiting to laugh smugly when Brady wins his 5th ring this year.

Necessary corollaries to the headline:

Road Warrior was the epitome of what a post-apocalyptic action movie could be, literally the acme of the genre.

That’s how science works, sometimes you get unexpectedly interesting results.

Can’t I have one fracking vice? I mean, I have lots ... erm, let’s try that again ...

What’s wrong with Dickey?

There are middle ground cases where the boss is fairly tolerant of sick days, but impressed by the “can-do spirit!” of those willing to work through sickness. It ends up being almost as bad as the places that don’t tolerate sick days at all, because anyone who wants to get ahead learns quickly that working sick is a…

The almighty dollar trumps all. Even if collecting that dollar today costs you ten dollars next week.

The “open office” is a degrading, useless plague on humanity.

As a Mets fan, I pray that you spend the rest of your days having to hear people say “as a Mets fan.”