I worry about being alone if she goes first, or leaving her alone if I go first. If we could sign up for this kind of deal, we totally would.

Do we do a shot every time the Johnny Football clock ticks from “Time” to “Not Time”?

Dangit, now I’m a Senators fan. And I’ve never even been to Ottawa! This is so inconvenient.

Indeed. There’s a fair amount of irony in these folks attempting to be bullies. They would not have fared well at my elementary school.

In a weird way, this story actually says something great about the state of our world – the fact that there are safe spaces where harmless weirdos can engage in their harmless, weird little hobbies is kinda great.

Yeah, but right-wingers are convinced that they know the intent behind that amendment, and their interpretation trumps all others. They’d say the whole point was to protect Christians who want to practice whatever form of Christianity they desire (within reason, of course. The Founders couldn’t have reckoned with…

Before you take such an extreme step, you might start by having them wear a symbol of their religion on their clothing, so that everyone can see. But yeah, if that doesn’t work then you might be on to something.

The thing is, even if you’re fascist, you could always be MORE fascist. Just watch a GOP debate to see them jockeying to see who will promise to be the most fascist.

You just helped a lot of people understand what “SMH” stands for. Useful for future Trump posts.

It’s his makeshift version of CYA when he’s about to say something or agree with something so crazy even he knows it’s batshit. There are certain things his base expects him to believe that even this shit-monger knows he can’t say directly, so he adds these mealy-mouthed qualifiers in a lame-ass attempt to preserve…

At this rate, the GOP might actually try to run Reagan’s corpse in 2020. By 2024 they’ll be drafting W. to try to get a 3rd term. In 2028 it’ll be Bristol Palin.

Your point (C) is exceptional (not to denigrate A and B, those were good points as well). The best and most reliable way to get useful, actionable intelligence out of a hostile community is to try to engage with that community, understand why they are hostile, and find members of the community who share your desire to…

G20 is a meeting of world leaders, yes? Would you have that meeting WITHOUT kitties? The only thing I dispute is why security would allow those disgusting human leaders anywhere near the felines.

... and a re-animated pile of vomit beneath it.

There was a time when people who looked like them would’ve whipped people who looked like her just for trying to learn how to read.

Sorry, we had a contest and it turns out you’re not the biggest hater of violent misogynists in the world. You did make the semifinals, though. Better luck next year.

This story is America.

There was a minor brouhaha years ago when the owner of the Yankees called one of his players a “fat, pussy toad.” When his words were written down, people assumed he’d used the profanity of the same spelling (and it still made sense in context) so it was censored in newspapers.

That’s the official, Giants-approved version of what happened. In truth the two Mara brothers in control of the team at the time were squabbling so much that they couldn’t agree on anything and the league had to step in.

In the late 1970s the NFL did step in because the Giants had been a joke for almost 20 years. The league basically commanded Giants ownership to hire George Young as GM and give him cart blanche to run the team as he saw fit.