I mean really, what they’re asking for is a chance to deliver their stump speeches, taking turns as they each deliver a nugget-sized chunk of the same crap they’re spewing on the campaign trail.

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I hated them both when they were introduced, but they wore me down and now I love them. Kinda like the TV equivalent of Stockholm syndrome.

Technically, the proper Midwestern celebration is a slightly more enthusiastic nod when you pass a fellow sportsball enthusiast in the hallway the next day at work.

And here I had just assumed based on the headline that it was because she was teaching about evolution or climate change or something like that.

It was pretty hilarious that the wolf didn’t even pretend to be moved by Morgan’s tale. Like, “I don’t even need the tactical advantage of lulling you into a false sense of security. That’s how certain I am that I’m going to kill you all.”

He was the best part of Jericho and the only remotely tolerable character in that miserable remake of The Prisoner a few years back.

God, it’s going to be so gut-wrenching when this show kills Morgan in a brutal fashion for committing the cardinal sin of having hope without Rick’s permission. The sentence may be suspended for a time, but it is coming all the same. And by letting Morgan come all the way back from despair to be the most hopeful…

I’m still wrapping my head around how this Mets team, originally expected to be a .500 team, can wind up reaching the World Series and somehow be a massive disappointment.

I totally forgot that it was the Red Sox who won the American League this year. Boston fans sure do have a lot to be proud of.

One of the candidates (I forget which) wants a debate moderated by Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin and Sean Hannity.

... but he has to report to Admiral Wesley Crusher.

I don’t really know anything about Sefolosha outside this case, but thank goodness for guys like him and James Blake not taking this crap quietly.

Not to mention Lennie James, too! I would watch those three eating lunch. Would certainly be more entertaining.

Yeah, that was all BS. As if it even matters whether the HC is any good at press conferences anyway. By many standards Belichick is terrible at press conferences (possibly on purpose).

To be fair, they hired Emery and he hired Trestman. From that point of view, the embarrassing Trestman hire is just one aspect of the catastrophic Emery hire.

Was that the case that allowed McDonald’s to finally serve breakfast all day? Or am I confusing it with the one requiring Drew Carey to drop all that weight?

He’d probably just claim that they did secret re-shoots after he exposed the truth. Reality has no effect on some people.

Yeah, but, your use of question marks just proves that it’s true. So how do you explain that?

Floral industry? I could’ve sworn it was the plumbing industry.