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Clearly we have some work to do.

Excuse me while I go commit some war crimes ...

I like the way you think. And all the while, directing a series of sharp glances toward the NFL.

Surely that takeover violated the Geneva Convention or something. Why couldn’t Fox respect the sovereignty of MLB International?

No doubt, and a very good one.

Do you by chance have a self-published book and/or newsletter that I could subscribe to? I’m having a hard time relating to certain simpletons and I feel like this sort of writing would help.

Yeah, I don’t mind too much a slightly fictionalized version of someone from far back in history, especially when there’s a lack of primary sources to fill in the blanks. But there’s really no excuse for fictionalizing Steve Jobs. If you need to bend the truth into something unrecognizable, then just make a different

So does this mean they won’t be continuing the series of Apple CEO biopics? I was really looking forward to the Gil Amelio story.

Agreed. Disappointed to see him apparently die, but I’ll be even more disappointed if it’s all a misdirection and he survives.

I’m going to give it a shot but I could see where a lot of people might feel that way. Might be one NOT to binge for fear of spiraling into a dark place.

This is essential, vital journalism. I was somewhat aware of South Africa’s history vis-a-vis HIV, but I was completely unaware of the parallels in the U.S. Thank you for making me more informed.

Nah, I’m omnivorous when it comes to tech and I think the Big 3 all have a lot more positives than negatives. If I was ever a fanboy for any platform it was webOS (RIP). I still use my HP TouchPad, though nowadays it’s always booted to Android.

This is part and parcel of why Apple will always rule the high-end over Google. Apple fans enjoy having a curated experience, where everything feels like it’s been carefully considered and thought out (emphasis on “feels,” since they’ve got surprising blind spots).

Yeah, I think there’s a big difference between Scalia furiously masturbating at the thought of eliminating all gay rights, and Murphy shrugging and saying something to the effect of, “Since you asked, my pastor says gays are bad, so I guess gays are bad.”

Removing the flag is a necessary step. There are many more necessary steps still to come.

“Honestly officer, I saw the whole thing. Gitibizee was just standing there, fist extended, motionless, and somehow that little pissant managed to run directly into it.”

It’s as if it’s not just low-hanging, but it’s actually succumbed to gravity and is now falling to earth ...

There was a time, just a few years before this was released into theaters, that I consumed Star Wars in any form I could find it.

I’ll allow that if one can separate them from the established Star Trek ethos, then they’re probably enjoyable on many levels. Just not for me. Abrams is certainly an adequate and sometimes inspired craftsman of films, and the massive plot holes are more the fault of the screenwriters.

He did it because he hates you, and me, and probably several other people.