I remember how painful and time-consuming it could be to find a relevant site in the pre-Google days.

There’s really no city or team called “Jacksonville.” The league figured out in the ‘90s that through CGI they could grant certain teams an extra bye week by simulating games.

The real surprise will be when the new season consists of Colin Farrell and Rachel McAdams making pained expressions while Vince Vaughn somehow mumbles overwrought dialog at various volumes.

Yeah, that’s the problem with Supes. The only way to even attempt to make him un-boring is to create a twisted pretzel-knot plot that imposes ridiculous obstacles and limits on him.

There were some really great ideas in the screenplay for “Resurrection.” But there was some poor casting (I love Dan Hedaya, but not for that role) and the director later admitted he didn’t understand the Alien series.

Killed by someone of a higher power, therefore investigations conclude it was suicide.

Darryl Hamilton. RIP.

Anything I can’t see right now, from my own immediate field of view, does not exist. Object permanence is a government hoax, sheeple!

Yep, that’s exactly what I was getting at.

This is tangential to the point of the piece, but I was reminded of a little-remarked trend I’ve noticed over the years: that many people who self-identify as liberal (because they sympathize with and want to help the poor, often) start to exhibit conservative-like thinking when you dive into their beliefs. I guess…

To my uneducated eyes and ears, it seemed like Berman had a real hard time discerning what would be a home run and several times called homers that weren’t. Ravech didn’t seem to have the same problem.

“OK, OK, new idea. The passengers ARE the seats.”

I was hoping maybe he was knocking on doors at random.

Wisconsin had a chance to get rid of Walker in a recall election, so clearly they’re not better than this.

Upcoming proposals in Wisconsin:

I fear you may be right, and yet they display something that bears a significant similarity to intelligence on other topics. And there are intelligent people with remarkable blind spots on certain issues. But this is a big one.

In the new retcon, Han shot first, second, third, fourth and fifth, then burned the cantina down.

I’m worried they’ll cast Jai Courtney as Han Solo. He’s already killed off the Die Hard and Terminator series. (granted, both series probably needed to be killed off).

I know several otherwise intelligent people who for some reason believe in homeopathy, and it is literally making me question whether I want to continue to know them.

What about Jethro Tull fans?