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If his former bosses aren’t changing their passwords like crazy today, then they deserve whatever happens next.

In all seriousness, this guy is going to have a hard time finding any employment. Because of the way this story landed at the intersection of sports and technology, his future employer will need to be somewhere that employs no knowledgeable sports fans and also wouldn’t think to Google search his name before extending

A lot of trends in parenting nowadays, even more mundane, less harmful trends, really amount to “don’t ever do anything that might traumatize your child.” Such as the admonitions to always pick up a crying baby immediately, let them decide on their own when they want to be potty trained, etc. This is just that silly

Whether you’re ranking baseball announcers, or all announcers across sports, or all people who have thoughts about baseball, Hawk always ends up at the bottom of the list.

Darn, I was gonna offer up 100 Quatloos, too.

Big Pharma is actually doing less with vaccine work precisely because it’s not a massive profit driver for them. They’d rather produce palliatives for chronic conditions, because you’ll keep buying those for the rest of your life.

Three purposes for imprisonment:

A lot of validity to what you’re saying. The biggest difference is that what the Stars & Stripes is SUPPOSED to represent is fairly pure and admirable, it’s just been misused terribly, repeatedly. But the Stars & Bars is designed to alienate and oppress. There’s no right way to use it.

Right on. They need to own their racism instead of hiding it behind nonsense like “Voter ID” laws and other such baloney. Just flat out be racist, so there’s no mistaking it.

I could copy/paste your post and every word would be true for me. I was not prepared to learn that Southern states celebrate a separate “Confederate Memorial Day.” And news media down there covers it like it’s a legit holiday.

That would be a reward.

In you’ll forgive introducing another sport into the conversation, it reminds me of when the Bears axed Lovie Smith after a 10-6 season because the team missed the playoffs.

2006 NLCS, Mets vs. Cardinals, game 7. Two out in the ninth, bases loaded, Mets losing 3-1. I just want Beltran to swing at Wainright’s pitch. I’m not saying change history to make him get a hit, or for the Mets to win the game. I just want Beltran to swing the bat ...

Well, I haven't died yet, so based on all available evidence I'm never going to. I have a decades-long track record of not dying.

Just a few years now, most likely, until there's no one left who was born in the 19th Century.

If I need to make a single image web-friendly, the Web Resizer is useful.

I seem to recall some college All-Star squads managing to hang with Dream Teams in scrimmages a couple of times. If you could match college All-Stars from a particularly good year up against this year's Sixers, and the Sixers weren't real into it, I could see the college kids winning.

OK. But how do I avoid the horrible things that happen when I give humans bread?