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Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just

It’s funny, because my husband alleges that I generally shout, “I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING,” right before I flail blindly and make a giant mess of home repairs.

Don’t worry, guys. America knows what it’s doing.

he probably had a script and a shock collar around his genitals, and an aide in the wings with his finger on the button.

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

Newsflash !Everyone isn’t Western or White or even in the United States when they read this website.

My work will block a site if it has “murder” or “marijuana” in the headline (even if it is actual news), but not “fuck.”

Lol, Masshole James might be introuble for telling off someone in a MAGA hat, but I don’t think we need to worry about him assaulting strange women.  

I truly wonder if people believe that acts of violence are no longer illegal as of January 20th.

Please don’t do the Crypt Keeper (yes, capitalization intentional) this way. He’s likeable, witty and even kinda cute. He deserves respect and bares no resemblance to that cackling sewer rat.

Oh god, the horrible memories. The Harry Potter movies were just coming out when I was taking creative writing workshops. Every other story had a wizard in it. And not the cool kind of wizard either.

You think college workshops are bad, try community organized creative writing groups on meetup.com

Man, college workshops are the worst places on earth. I’ve read so many bad stories. Not mine, of course. My shit was breaking down paradigms.

We can thank Bush for the PATRIOT Act. I know the message you’re going for, based off your handle, is that things have been shitty for awhile under both Democrats and Republicans. I get it.

Meanwhile in a creative writing class I’m taking, everyone is suddenly presenting dystopian stories like the idea is new and unique...

Good. Start reading, people, and don’t stop. Read Orwell, read about the Nazis, read about the FBI, read about the Panthers, read about the anti-war movement, read about McCarthy, read about the people who stood up against him, read about women who died from back-alley abortions.

Funny, no one was buying up copies up 1984 en masse when Obama was expanding our domestic surveillance programs.