None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

I never did watch the last Hunger Games movie. Perhaps it’s now time.

QUICK EVERYONE START MEMORIZING THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY ARE ALL BURNED

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

At least the number of dystopian novels with rebellion plots recently have given us a gluttony of plans of attack to choose from. Soon we might be finding out exactly how far we’ve strayed from the roots of our country; I have to say, I never thought I’d be able to fully comprehend the emotional states of the…

Here’s the deal Republican’s: remove this insane person, right now. That’s it. That’s your deal. If you want to preserve the Republic, do it now. The country will not survive even one year of this. There will be unrest, the kind that spirals out of control and hurts us all, more than any of us can truly imagine. Time…

Good for him.

And for most of these people, it’s the first time they’ve ever cared to follow what goes on in Washington, so they have no idea which change is good and which is going to result in a total breakdown of our government. They just think that lying and obfuscation was a recent development and Trump represents some sort of…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

Hahahaha we’re all gonna die but at least it will be because of decisions made by people with no experience #draintheswamp

It’s crazy bc on twitter the deplorables are all exuberant about this and think it’s totally normal! This means they are draining the swamp, guys. DUH 🙄

I agree with most everything you say here except for the pigs bit. Those pigs are feral and descended from a group that’s been there a long time.

NO I THOUGHT PIG ISLAND WAS A HAPPY PLACE AND I AM RUINED TO HEAR ITS NOT PIG PARADISE.

This is the saddest story.

“I don’t have any intentions of pretending that we can get along with him,” Waters said. “He has defined himself, we know who he is, we know what he cares about and I don’t why any of us would try and make ourselves believe that he is anything other than what he has shown us to be.”

See also: “If Trump is successful we’re all successful.” Successful at what? Ripping immigrant families apart? Dissolving non-hetero marriages and tearing adopted children from one or both of their parents? Disenfranchising people of color and supporting their mass incarceration and murder by law enforcement? Forcing…

I am not here for these calls to “come together.” When an asshole shows you what he is; believe him and react accordingly.