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Nov 15 2017
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I am more than a little ashamed to report that I saw this movie - not once or twice in the theaters - but TWELVE times. That was 2340 minutes that my 12 year old self wasted. Read more

Jan 27 2017
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I closed that particular tab just in case and came to the article from the main site. Just struck me as very odd since I have used the links from Twitter before without issue.

Jan 19 2017
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Do you not follow @realdonaldtrump? I was under the impression he was the king cock roach

Nov 3 2016
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Well, I can’t get HIM to answer me about Barbara Bush’s height other than to offer a web search but I turned my Siri into a HIM with a British accent and I had no idea I could even do that.

Nov 3 2016
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Pigs in a blanket are either a hot dog wrapped up and baked in a croissant (sometimes with cheese) or a sausage wrapped in a pancake. Both can be delicious but I am not sure whether or not they count as sandwiches. Read more

Nov 2 2016
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Under American health care my insurance denied an MRI even though my PCP fought with them to allow it because I was displaying MS like symptoms (I would have had a $250 co pay for said MRI) Read more

Oct 28 2016
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Right, and just where did these emails magically appear from 11 days before the fucking election? This shit is tiresome.