I am more than a little ashamed to report that I saw this movie - not once or twice in the theaters - but TWELVE times. That was 2340 minutes that my 12 year old self wasted.

I bet it is less self awareness and more the statement his attorney told him to make

I closed that particular tab just in case and came to the article from the main site. Just struck me as very odd since I have used the links from Twitter before without issue.

Work computer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ya’ll must have pissed someone off...

Do you not follow @realdonaldtrump? I was under the impression he was the king cock roach

News flash Republicans - ANIMALS NEED THEIR HABITAT TO SURVIVE IN THE WILD.

God, yes. All these people preaching abstinence - is that what I should shoot for in my marriage?

I can’t help but believe that he intends to do all of it and more.

It is beyond fucking ridiculous.

Its run first, hide if you can’t run, and fight if you have no other option.

By this time tomorrow I will have my first ulcer, I am certain of it.

Wow, I didn’t read them all because I started to get a head ache from the stupidity. But, wow.

Your opinions are good and valid!

Well, I can’t get HIM to answer me about Barbara Bush’s height other than to offer a web search but I turned my Siri into a HIM with a British accent and I had no idea I could even do that.

I am so hungry now

Pigs in a blanket are either a hot dog wrapped up and baked in a croissant (sometimes with cheese) or a sausage wrapped in a pancake. Both can be delicious but I am not sure whether or not they count as sandwiches.

I cackled with delight when I thought of this as well

Under American health care my insurance denied an MRI even though my PCP fought with them to allow it because I was displaying MS like symptoms (I would have had a $250 co pay for said MRI)

Right, and just where did these emails magically appear from 11 days before the fucking election? This shit is tiresome.