What a tragic, frustrating situation.

He no longer has to experience his captive fantasies vicariously.

Why am I not surprised?

Quick thinking and an attentive UPS driver saved the day.

Church camp is where my husband felt his first boob. He also witnessed a blowjob. My children are NEVER going to church camp.

The biggest bullies towards my sister and me in school were the Jesus-iest girls ever. They attended all church services, youth activities, retreats, etc. And these girls made damn sure to let us know, especially when adults weren’t around, that our entire family would rot in hell for all eternity. Another girl told…

I used to go to these Bible retreats and camps all the time and this sounds about right. I will say that summer Bible camps for teenagers are the most sexual places on the face of the Earth.

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

Don’t forget about the dismiss option for people who are OUTRAGED that a valedictorian earned a college scholarship.

“Qualifying for DACA includes several requirements, like currently attending or having graduated from high school, or being an honorably discharged veteran...”

I think your example is helpful. Far too often people get the impression that undocumented people are POS just living the good life. As the article points out, they just fucking AREN’T. I mean for chrissakes, they went to school and work the morning after the election because that’s what responsible people do. In your…

Some of our undocumented students are now worried they can’t study abroad like they had planned to do—the risk under the Trump administration is just too high to feel confident about re-entry into the U.S. This might seem like a small and privileged thing, and it is a privileged problem, but for those studying…

‘2018 Washington DC.’

Old joke: How do you know the CIA didn’t kill JFK? A: He’s dead, isn’t he?

Dear CIA,

Yes. His apologists of course will never admit that. He’s merely a pawn that is being used to cause chaos in countries that Putin views as a threat. And that is what history will remember him as: a tool.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

OZONE! Yes, this is a thing, and yes, I could totally smell it when I was pregnant. I could smell EVERYTHING, which meant we had to switch everything in the world to “unscented” because I couldn’t deal with any of it. Nor coffee, my one true love. I could drink it okay, but the smell was trying to kill me.

And those are the people that The Dems supposedly didn’t reach out to in this election? Exactly how the fuck was Hillary Clinton supposed to reach those willfully ignorant maniacs?

Are you trying to throw a hex on it?! Shut up and don’t speak again until 2016 is over.