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I live in Columbus. We have the second highest Somali population in the United States. If white people don’t have to claim responsibility for Dylan Roof or James Holmes or Robert Deer or any of the countless white people that commit violent crimes, they don’t have to either. This feels so raw to me, as I live about a

The fact that he was a refugee makes me so fearful for all the refugees in the United States right now who are even now being slandered with him.

The sad truth is that all that matters is he is Somali and he killed people. Every single right winger will give that shitty, smug little smile and say, “I told you so,” and they will believe it with all their heart. This is literally one of the worst fucking things that could happen right now. This one person has

You’re assuming he’s going to pick justices that have some sort of loyalty to the constitution instead of loyalty to him. I have zero confidence in that happening.

He can do whatever he wants with a congress, Senate, and supreme court of Trumpian zealots.

Abortion was decided already, as a protected right. And yet the GOP attacks that right all the time and restricts it and, once they get control of SCOTUS, they will over turn it. I have no doubt that Trump and the GOP could revisit flag burning and make it a crime. Loss of citizenship? No, that doesn’t even make

It’s a fucking great word and I’m bringing it back to describe Trump’s sycophants. It’s much more viscerally disgusting than brown-noser, no? Means the same thing, essentially:

You should also probably mention that besides the 1st Amendment issue regarding the flag, Title 4 of the USC Code, Chapter 1, Paragraph 8, section k states: “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”

It’s clear that mr. Khan’s suggestion didn’t work and Donny boy has never even come close to reading the Constitution. Someone should tweet it out to him slowly and gently because Twitter seems to match his attention span.

I can’t anymore, guys. I just can’t muster up any outrage over it.

You, however, can fuck off.

Yep. We had this training at work and I was Not Okay (tm) for a solid four days afterward.

Isn’t it GREAT that we now have to have a “stop, drop and roll” for active shooter situations at schools? JUST GREAT. (heavy, sobbing sarcasm)

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She

I gave to my closest lgbt organization. I worry about teens in my fucked state.

Mike Pence looks like Dr. Drew’s uptight closeted brother.

As soon as I find work I’m going to do a monthly donation to PP.

I will say this again: We need to donate to Planned Parenthood. But white women, we also need to pay off some of that karma Samantha Bee was talking about and donate to a cause that doesn’t directly affect us.

Well no shit. They’ve already established clean drinking water isn’t.