The baby one is so scary! I love when commenters link to real news stories.

Decisions. Most of me wants to read this right now. The other part of me wants to wait until it’s dark and I’m drinking.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

While I haven’t personally dated in DC I have a lot of friends who have, and yes, I’ve heard stories that are just amazing. But I think I heard of way worse in NYC. It seems like in DC you get a lot of self-absorbent dudes who think they’re changing the world and you should be in awe of them for it, while in NYC you…

There is nothing mysterious about it. Set up your email on a computer with any of the mail programs on defaul settings it starts syncing everything on the server not just the unread messages.

You’d think after the Clarence Thomas thing, Dems would have learned about appointing Republicans. But, oh no, they have to look like they’re civilized. You can’t be civilized with barbarians.

The FBI has to investigate new information and notify that they are doing so. The statement was a couple lines, the majority of the pages was just honorifics of the letter’s recipiants. The Republicans amplify this basic procedure to get all hot and bothered.

Seriously, this. There was a time when the whole “team of rivals” thing made sense, but that era has long since passed.

lol

I’m already looking forward to the impeachment hearings if she wins. This is going to be fun*.

Came here to type exactly this. shit.

Too late, jerks, I already voted.

Seriously.

I’m really trying not to freak out here.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Next up, Mel Gibson as Ammon Bundy.

I guess the evil really does start to show on the face after a while. Shame.

Gibson’s best response would to be gracious just like when the late Sen. Robert Byrd was continually confronted by his KKK past, “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.”

That picture of him looks like the physical embodiment of his words, which are pure just-below-the-surface rage spiced with a heaping pile of denial kneaded together with generous helpings of entitlement and superiority.

I ranked them a bit differently in this post from the year before, but the reasoning is the same.