An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

amateurs also built this

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

I really want to figure out how to beat this cat allergy...I want to get my stepdaughter a little black kitten for christmas...but I am a cat sneezing MESS!!! Like, I have virtually no sense of smell from sneezing so much when I had cats as a teenager...

Seriously, they think everyone should have guns because nobody would shoot each other if they knew the other guy had guns...except they are ready to shoot people over being called a “bastard”? Like...it wasn’t even a real curse word!

though calling them “geeks” makes them sound cuddly and way non-threatening

This is why gun geeks are gun geeks. The moment they feel threatened, they jump for their guns because they’re not capable of dealing with a simple confrontation in an adult manner.

Look out when these gun idiots feel threatened. They can get away with anything if they’re a lil bit scared.

“We are proud firearms owners, but I never felt the need for a concealed-carry permit until now,” Stanley said.

I read all that and it's cool...I still think it looks like a blimp with a fat penis.

Counter business idea: Labia bedazzling. Our longer bits means more room for the glitter.

spandex burger

Good. That’s a start.

I was like “fuck it” with the reflux (which I had even before pregnancy) and my OB gave me the clear to stay on Prevacid. Godsend.

Pregnancies are different. It is possible she felt awesome and glow-y like my sisters did for her first and then like a beached whale incubating a giant squid for her second, like me.

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

i mean wtf ever happened to after-school detention

No calling the cops and arrest is absolutely not ever the right move for disobeying school rules. (I understand this is a school resource officer but it’s an arrest for disobeying school rules.) Unless the kid is hurting someone. We shouldn’t be sending children to prison for distracting you.

Agreed. I had a guy on OKC ask me if I was “shy” I said “No” ...and automatically he starts asking me what I like in bed, I told him I wouldn’t have that convo with him and his response was “I thought you said you weren’t shy”