Just watched a 25 minute clip of this nut talking about Kim Davis. He paraded his little thug army of cohorts out with him. They all looked like the biggest bunch of Pedo’s I have ever seen. This group looked as though they all had something really nasty they were hiding. Betcha someone’s home hard drive is full of…

And the reason beirut is an another name for beer pong is because everybody gets bombed. At least that was what a guy at a frat party told me when I was 17.

An alternative name that I guess is a little better is “depth charge”
still a bomb, but at least not a weapon of domestic terrorism.

Good thing alcohol isn't really a staple in the Middle East (I'm so so sorry, I'm very much a liberal. Forgive me, fellow jezzers).

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

What an asshole this Starver prick is. He actually threatened to sue a school for being too secular, but tried to have “witchcraft” recognized as a religion so kids wouldn’t be rewarded for reading Harry Potter.

The moral of the story? Don’t go on a cruise if your relationship is in trouble. Nothing like being stuck together on a floating prison, unable to get away from each other that will not help the situation. Also, don’t date assholes.

I bet you can still order Irish Car Bombs like it's going out of style though.

I think the judge is going to have a chat with her lawyer the next time he’s in court:

Thank you! People are dumb.

Yes, but they are Christians, which means they are victims and anyone who doesn’t agree with them is a bully who is persecuting them.

Peniswrinkle was always my fave as a young'n. So dirty!

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

Every time you say “bone zone” I picture you going to one of the Mario levels with all the skeletons:

President Obama loves kids, doesn't he? He's so genuine and natural with them. I needed to see this today.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.