Sometimes, the images that women see in magazines make them feel inferior—even though the intention is never to make anyone feel less.

Dude, just tell people you’re gay.

Unpopular opinion — never found Cindy Crawford attractive — young or old, retouched or not. But I do think it’s funny that she’s so vain and out of touch that she doesn’t understand “why seeing a bad photo of me would make people feel good”.

“You guys, I’m SO pro-life that I’m going to halt research for things like Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s! That’ll show those already living people who want to stay alive how sick and depraved they are for using already aborted fetuses in research!”

I wish these people were aborted.

I AM DONE WITH THESE PEOPLE. Hate abortion? Don’t have one! Feel your white person narrowly defined hatred laced Christianity is being threatened? Get your shit and go find an island to live on where you can perpetuate and grow your lunacy like your nutcase forefathers did. Don’t want to do that? THEN SIT DOWN, SHUT…

No. No. “Truthers” do not get to destroy the possibility of future life saving techniques over a video edited to purposefully misinform them. How does this happen? How do people watch one video and decide "this is it, this is the truth" when there are hundreds that disprove it. Fuck it, I'm going to make a new truth.…

Well you know how vapid and simple us women folk are. And how we dress and groom out of vanity and a desire to attract the male gaze.

Mine would be all, “FALSE, AND YOU’RE A FUCKING DUMBASS IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.”

I would be like “This is STILL the Nigerian scam! WTF, people! Are you even paying attention?” in all my answers.

But we all have that crazy relative who even after someone posts the Snopes article about it will be all “well you know, they are not always right there”

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

And even if you ARE checking your hair and makeup - that’s okay too! Here is me, every morning:

Apparently girls are supposed to go into the boy’s bathroom (which I assume hasn’t been papered over because, boys & patriarchy) to deal with lost contact lenses and floss that piece of caramel corn from their molars?

Cuz girls are always checking themselves in mirrors to make sure their hair and makeup is perfect, and never to make sure they don’t have a piece of food stuck in their teeth from lunch.

You’d think it’d happen once or twice before they’d figure out to check and lock the potty before transport...

Question: do you think he’s long enough to actually penetrate the sideleg despite the paunch, or do you think he has more upper-arm strength than one would suspect, in order to compress the paunch sufficiently to initiate docking procedure?

Am I the only white person afraid of cops? Every time one is behind me, I get the mud butt. This kid was well, he was just fuckin dumb.