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Reminds me of this bullshit from Ford Italia

I miss Dodai.

I miss Dodai.

I dislike vodka. That being said, GIVE ME A LARGE SHOT OR FIVE THANK YOU.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Who needs some? I have plenty.

Gun owners are 32 times more likely to kill someone without cause than to act in self-defense.

I live in a house with guns (husband is a hunter) and my parents own handguns, which they’ve stated is about protecting themselves and their home (we live in TX where you can conceal-carry pretty much anywhere. They both have guns strapped to their driver-side seats). I’m not shocked by, offended by, scandalized by,

just don’t fuck them

I mean, I’ve always suspected I’m nothing but a meat suit created in the hopes of spawning potential conservative voters, but it’s so comforting to have that verified!

I normally do not go for shoes like this but I think a little drool just escaped my mouth

I sympathize so hard.

I once had to take a makeup test in the testing center, and for some reasons my allergies decided to go crazy that day. I was sniffling like mad, it was disgusting, and at first I couldn’t figure out where the hell their kleenex box was. I’m sure my sniffling and my constant sneezing disrupted literally everyone in

3 Miscarriages and a Miracle

My sore 36Cs are trying to bust out of my bra; my nose has become bionic, smelling toast burn from two blocks away.

Oh shit. Sober wasps are bad enough!

As a white person, I’m fucking terrified that Trump is going to make some association on the media and only further the racial divide. I can see Fox having a field day. Ugh.

VICKIJAY IS A TROLL.

Fuck this day. Fuck this whole fucking week. Now I can cross “watch snuff film” off my NEVER CROSS ANYTHING OFF THIS FUCKING LIST list. Fuck everything.

What the actual fresh hell.

Let’s not forget that all these killings are great free advertisements for the gun industry. They can at the same time show how effective guns are and scare people so that they fear for their safety. And more guns they sell the more free advertisements they get. It’s like a neverending loop of misery. A biblical