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Angie’s list, ripoff report, etc - they all do the same thing. Even the bbb. You can buy better ratings and some of them penalize you for not buying things

It’s OK Natalie, I am WAY more lame than you, because I actually fucking loved that movie and that soundtrack back when it came out.

Ocean = Sharks, Giving birth = blood.

Plus lots of booze. Never a good thing to add to that equation.

There was one called the they called the Baghdad >.< Shockingly drunk people naming drinks come up with the most tasteless, irreverent and non-pc things ever.

Ugh... too... much... rage...

There are several other types of “car bomb” drinks though - as it was explained to me by my husband who loves them. He apparently just orders them like this now: 2oz of Jameson with a floater of Bailey’s Irish cream dropped into a half pint of Guinness.

Can you still get the ingredients for a fat hooker? Cause those things are delicious :|

Those plastic strips have been sticking to the cheese since I was a kid- so like 20 years now. The fact that people are just now starting to choke on it is pretty indicative of how fucking oblivious people are.

I don’t. I wish that they have to watch a loved one sicken and die from a disease that could have been treated / cured with the research provided by these cells. Then maybe they would understand the value of “life”

no, no, no, NO NO NOOOOOOOO! These fucking “pro life” people are taking away the only chance that some people suffering from currently incurable diseases have.

I have SEVERAL of those crazy relatives. I have removed pretty much all of them from my feed in an effort to save my sanity. I don’t know how many times I felt the need to try and convince them that mars would not actually be anywhere near the same size as the moon... And did you know that this year is the first time

My thoughts exactly. A mirror in a bathroom isn't just about vanity

This. A million times.

My hand hurts just from watching that.

I can’t watch it either :(

My cats tend to get unreasonably horrible fleas in the summer that are damn near impossible to get rid of so they get flea baths, but other than that nope. I haven’t had to give most of my cats baths.

The joy of sex - fully illustrated. Volumes 1 & 2 >.< I think I was 12

No one is going to follow those rules :| They might keep them up for a few weeks but after that they’ll be drinking and shooting (1.5 hours away)

I thought that the only “Muslim free” gun store was in FL, so I am both glad that this didn’t happen here and sad that there is more than one of them that exists :(