Gawd this sounds SO much like my 1st pregnancy. 10lb baby boy, sunny side up. I was in labor for 2 days. He really tore me a new one. My 2nd kid was only 9lbs so he only did minor damage in comparison. And my 3rd is currently incubating - due 1/21/16.

Riiight... He just accidentally brought an improvised explosive device to an abortion clinic. Happens all the fucking time. >.<

Another benefit of having cops wear body cams? Cute animal release videos.

Our target has a whole Lego isle sorted by collection- I guess maybe we're ahead of the curve

As long as they still have all the Legos / superheros / transformers / etc grouped together still so my boys don’t have another excuse to wander each and every isle before selecting the toy they want to buy with their allowance... because it takes at least an hour already.

Fun fact - almost all the English and history teachers at my high school used to smoke daily and show up to class high as shit. I think that is the only way they could handle how apathetic most of the students were and still be enthusiastic about the subjects.

$20 bucks says they’re actually cheating on their significant others - I am a bit of a cynic though

And you can’t be a manager with real responsibility either. If you are you can expect your job to be gone when/if they let you come back.

I dunno, but it’s “safe”

They line up all their cars in the parking lot and pass candy out of their trunks... It’s just... so dumb. I mean at least with trick or treating kids are walking and getting exercise before gorging themselves on candy. Now they do a single parking lot loop.

And this is a public school! I let my kids pick their costumes and then find a book to go with it. Its really really sad. Every year there are fewer and fewer trick or treater’s and houses that give out candy because everyone has started going to these “safe” church sponsored “trunk or treats” I bet it will be even…

I am pretty sure that they would find a way to expel my kids if any of the administrators even thought I was/supported witchcraft/wicca/paganism/anything other than christian based faith. We don’t have Halloween or Autumn festivals. We have literary character day. The kids can dress up as their favorite book character…

Well if the suspect weighs the same as a duck then we know for sure he is a witch...

For serious >.<

Dude, really, fucking “witchcraft.” What year is it?

Gah, me too. I'll be lucky if I have a job to come back to if I take more than a few weeks

Inverted nipple having breast feeder here. It was ROUGH with the first kid, he could not latch to save his little life, but because I was 100% determined that he would be breast fed (or at least fed breast milk) I pumped every two hours. It was so “fun” I would feed him a bottle of breast milk, change him and get him…

Body hair, body flab, loose skin. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS! If we could just stop judging each other over superficial BS we would all be so much happier. Wear what makes you physically comfortable and quit worrying about what other people think. If they are preoccupied with judging your appearance that’s their issue, not…

Wow... Am I the only one who liked Dinklage as ghost?

Ditto. I was VERY confused.