I hear there’s a place below a barber shop on Fleet Street that makes them the old fashioned way.

If anyone deserves to be deported it’s him, not 250 people trying to go to college.

He pulled himself up by his nutstraps!

Asmongold himself is a douche to the highest degree. He’s only responding to people who remind himself of himself, as he’s quite the narcissist.

Look, this is why this shit is a big deal. YA novels aren’t some kind of frivolous bullshit that isn’t worth reading because they aren’t The Great American Novel. If you’re at a university to challenge yourself academically, the Common Read isn’t the only place you can do that, and telling everyone that you joined a…

it doesnt stop man. it just doesnt stop.

This. I expect she’ll spend far less time behind bars that most of us may expect or wish. I hope I’m wrong, but...

I’m really reconsidering the unpleasant thoughts I sent the Judge yesterday when she included in the jury instructions basically the Stand Your Ground Law.

I’m waiting for the sentencing, until then this is still up in the air.  

Good.

Really glad they came to the right verdict for once.  May her body rot in jail until it matches the quality of her soul.

This is a better box on a skateboard

I mean every Blizzard game was down not just Classic.

This is a compelling interpretation of what Brexit under Boris Johnson will ultimately look like.

I’d take a horse for a senator over half the ones we’ve got now.

I found out that here in Texas, as pro-gun as it is, if a store/business has a sign up that says no guns are allowed (and it has to be a very specific sign) and a person does not comply, then they can be arrested for trespassing.  I’m kind of hoping that some of these knuckle-dragging ass-hats try just so they can be…

You’ve obviously never felt the fear of walking down the ethnic foods aisle. 

The meat is here for you. Come back, baby. It’s ok. Bacon knows you didn’t mean it. We all have stuff to work out. The fried chicken is all crisped up waiting for you. And baby... the ribeye. Medium rare. Butter basted.

You do realize that all the Abrahamic religions pray to the same G-d right? The Jews, Christians and Muslims all report to the same head office.  

This is so fucking stupid I’m pulling it out of the greys because the only hope for this racist buffoon is to be so thoroughly shamed they have an epiphany.