In case anyone finds their way to this article and needs to talk to someone...

THIS THIS THIS THIS! When anyone starts trash-talking antidepressants around me, I shut it down quickly by pointing out that without them, I -- or, quite possibly, other people (my anger ratchets up when I’m untreated) -- would be dead. I’m glad you’re here. <3

“but what the everlovingfuck is Anderson Cooper doing spending EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES on this with her?”

Depression is a disease that literally kills people.

Telling people with a fatal disease that they’re wrong and bad for taking medication that can save their life? That’s heinous on every single conceivable level, and especially reprehensible in the context of what depression does to our self-conception.

Oh, this is a darn shame. It’s the most harmless and beneficent place, one where you can get garlic ice cream, and where a girlfriend of mine once ate a serving of fried artichoke hearts (garlic sauce, natch,) and a big ‘ol snow cone, then got on the teacup ride and barfed it all up in a  spinning garlic-infused…

Here is your pull quote! In meme form for your convenience  :-)

Republican Danielle Stella, 31, launched her campaign for Omar’s Minnesota House seat in June—on an anti-crime platform

Sounds to me like Arch Warhammer is a dick.

Goddamnit Peggy, I know you have a calcified brisket for a brain, but your dumb article was already dunked on over a hundred years ago by Mark Twain:

No, Angela sweetheart, you’re Black. No other person, regardless of color or background, has any right to adjudge you any differently.

When I used to hear George W. Bush speak to reporters, I always got the impression that if he were not the President, he would be coaching a high school or college softball team. For Obama, the impression was always that he would be giving an academic lecture at some university somewhere.

Good gem of a trivia topic, props. Win or lose (definitely was a loss, to be clear), the war provided me with one of the most sobering yet oddly uplifting family quotes, from my uncle who served and saw more combat than any human ever should. “Shit was fucked, we were shooting at ghosts and being shot at by an enemy…

Have you considered fucking fully off?

I sometimes feel like I’m the only parent who gives my kid a crayon and a piece of paper at a restaurant.

I guess we’re just not even considering the possibility that anyone could see from a mile away that Ellen Barkin’s six year old son was a giant douche.

I had drunken sex with Lambchop behind a Hardee’s dumpster in Barstow CA in 1972. Shari Lewis wasn’t present and Lambchop told me in confidence that that Shari Lewis who whip her with zip ties until the fuzz came off the felt. I believe Ellen Barkin and Lampchop.

If this news story helps more people to go down the rabbit hole of all of the terrible and truly horrific policies Duterte has brought into being, then this is for the best.

A friendly reminder; SNAP is basically a drop in the proverbial bucket when it comes to the federal budget, and “abuse of food stamps” is mostly a myth made up by white politicians to take food out of the mouth’s of the poor and give the money to the rich.

For the Daily Double, “What are Quizlings?”

“ESPN is owned by Disney and Disney has a notoriously long history of avoiding reality”